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Here comes the bastard cattle rearer from the hot desert land of Ugwu Awusa talking about tribalism.
Mallam Bature Do u want me to live in the North and present my head for your gworo eating bloodsucking brothers to cut off. Bature if that is your national interest, please drag Sam, Ikpatt, or Ednut into that one 'cause Biafra is what i want.
What is that national interst that u are talking about? The oil, right
U think I'm artiulate, hmmmmm, excuse my cursing but thanks for that one. I APPRECIATE YOUR COMPLIMENTS.
What do u want me to do? Abandone Biafra to live with the Hutus of Nigeria. U want my mansion to be razed and burnt to the ground like u did to my grandfather, uncles and other relatives who were living with u agents of Satan.
Go to hell with your damn bastardised national interest. All we want is to be left alone to carry on our business without u people slashing our throats at the slightest provocation. Live the Easterners alone.
You mallams are horrible. We have suffered enough and now all we want is Biafra. Not Igbo or Eastern Nigerian presidency or any crap. Their is no moral justification for us to be together in the same country. Abeg invite the Hutus of Rwanda to join u in Nigeria. U violent mad animals will give eachother some good fights. Primitive blodthirsty warriors of Africa.
Bature, if Tribalism means wanting Biafra so I can feel safe, have my freedom of speech, religion, etc then I am a Tribalist proper proper. Nonsense.
You need to be able to read and write before you can effectively participate in such crime. Do you need to be reminded that less 1000 of your folks obtained 5 credits in WAEC this year ?
Na wa for you. Look at you talking about records. How much was found in king Baabu Abacha's room when he convulsed to death on top of harlots? hundreds of millions. As I write they are still looking for ways of recovering the money he looted.
What of Abdulsalami Abubakar, the career thief who started stealing as a junior officer, but was left in the system untill it took him 6 months to raze down the foreign reserve?
These are major armed robbers we are talking about here and they are your Arewa leaders. Shame on you all!
___________________ Awo's political idea was based on the assumption that any town beyond Owo was Igbo or Hausa. Awo was not socialised; he was not a good mixer because he did not have the opportunity, which the secondary school offered. ~TOS Benson, Baba Oba of Lagos
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Adamu: Does the Southerners you mean include Babangida, Abacha, Abdulsalami Abubakar, Mustapha, and all the bastard Northerners who have ravaged the Biafranigeria economy, empty? Get a life, please!
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You guys are giving the gworo-eating Adamu all the attention that he needs, and I don't think he deserves it. Adamu, by the way, where is Zaiyol Karl?
___________________ Nwa Amucha Posts: 369 | From: Little Rock, Arkansas | Registered: May 2001
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Yea, and we could ask Yara Wasa Bature where the other nincompoop Ebe is. Yeye bastards of a thousand syphilis-deranged uncircumcised scum of the gutter fathers.
Unchanging agenda of Igbo hatred, their only relevance.
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I think we need to set up an award for the daftest 419 letter. See the one I received this morning:
MARY JOHNSON ABIDJAN, COTE D'IVOIRE, WEST AFRICA.
DEAR,
WITH ABSOLUTE TRUST IN GOD AND DUE RESPECT TO YOU, I WRITE TO YOU THIS LETTER WHICH I BELIEVE YOU WILL BE OF GREAT ASSISTANCE TO US AND WOULD KEEP THE INFORMATION CONFIDENTIAL.
I AM MISS MARY,THE DAUGHTER TO DR MICHAEL JOHNSON, THE PERSONAL PHYSICIAN TO REBEL LEADER FODEH SANKOH IN SIERRA LEONE'S WARRING FACTIONS.
DURING THE HEAT OF ARREST OF HIS PATIENT TO GIVE ACCOUNT OF HIS ROLE IN THE WAR IN OUR COUNTRY WHICH SANKOH IS IN PRISON NOW MY FATHER WAS IN THE CAMP TO ADMININSTER SOME TREATMENTS TO MAJOR FODEH SANKOH BUT QUIET UNLUCKY FOR MY FATHER ,THE TROOPS LOYAL TO PRESIDENT TIJAN KABBAH OF SIERRA LEONE STORMED THE CAMP OF HIS PATIENT FODEH SANKOH. IN THE PROCESS OF EXCHANGE OF BULLET WITH TIJAN KABBAH LOYAL TROOPS MY FATHER WAS KILLED BY TIJAN KABBAH TROOP.
IN THE WAKE OF THIS LAST ASSAULT BY THE FORCES LOYAL TO PRESIDENT KABBAH, I SAW A PARCEL IN OUR QUARTER, CONTAINING DOCUMENTS AND KEYS INSTRUCTING ME THAT INCASE HE MY FATHER DID NOT COME BACK SAFELY I SHOULD MOVE OUT OF THE COUNTRY IMMEDIATELY WITH MY BROTHER DANIEL TO ABIDJAN, COTE D'IVOIRE. I ESCAPED WITH HIM TO COTE D'IVOIRE THROUGH THE HELP OF UNITED NATIONS SOLDIERS WHO WERE THERE ON A PEACE MISSION. ON ARRIVAL IN ABIDJAN, I SAW A NOTE IN THE BAG WE USED FOR THE ESCAPE WITH INFORMATIONS THAT HE DEPOSITED A TOTAL SUM OF $ 10.5 MILLION USD IN TWO METTALIC TRUNK BOXES WITH A FINANCE SECURITY FIRM.HE DEPOSITED THEM AS FAMILY VALUABLES IN MY NAME AS THE BENEFICIARY TO THE VALUABLES AND THE WILL HE WROTE.
I AND MY YOUNGER BROTHER HAVE GONE TO THE SECURITY COMPANY WITH ALL THE DOCUMENTS AND DID CONFIRM FROM THEM THE EXISTENCE OF THE DEPOSIT AS WAS WRITTEN BY MY FATHER BEFORE HE WAS KILLED.SINCE WE HAVE NO IDEA OF BUSINESS AND FOR CONTINUATION OF OUR EDUCATION IN YOUR COUNTRY WHILE YOU INVEST THE REMAINING MONEY UNDER YOUR SUPERVISION, THATS WHY WE ARE SEEKING FOR YOUR GUARDIANCE TO THE MONEY HE DEPOSITED.
HE MADE AGREEMENT WITH THE SECURITY COMPANY THAT HIS FOREIGN PARTNER WILL BE ENTILED TO WITHDRAW THE CONSIGNEMENT WHEN DUE.
I HUMBLY SOLICIT FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS:
1) YOU WILL PAY A SHORT WORKING DAY VISIT TO ABIDJAN,COTE D'IVOIRE SO THAT WE SEE FACE TO FACE, HAVE A ROUND TABLE TALK THAT WOULD CREATE CONFIDENCE IN US THAT THE FUND WOULD BE SAFE IN YOUR HANDS.
2) YOU, AND I WILL MOVE NEXT DAY AND CLAIM THE BOXES FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY, OPEN AN ACCOUNT IN YOUR NAME WITH A LOCAL BANK HERE AND DEPOSIT THE MONEY FOR ONWARD TRANSFER TO YOUR DESIGNATED BANK ACCOUNT OVERSEAS AS MY FATHERS FOREIGN BUSINESS PARTNER.
3)YOU WILL MAKE GOOD ARRANGEMENTS FOR INVESTMENT AND DULY INVEST THE MONEY FOR US. I WILL GIVE YOU AGREED PERCENTAGE FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE ON THIS,BUT 5% WOULD BE SET ASIDE TO OFFSET ANY EXPENSES THAT MAY HAVE INCURED ON THIS TRANSACTION, WHILE THE REMAINING PERCENTAGE WOULD BE INVESTED FOR US.
MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY. HOPING TO HEARING FROM YOU SOONEST. YOUR'S SINCERELLY
MARY JOHNSON
___________________ Awo's political idea was based on the assumption that any town beyond Owo was Igbo or Hausa. Awo was not socialised; he was not a good mixer because he did not have the opportunity, which the secondary school offered. ~TOS Benson, Baba Oba of Lagos Posts: 2644 | From: United Kingdom | Registered: Apr 2001
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You that don't even decry the genocide of '67 dares to open his mouth about present day problems..... Shame on you until you acknowledge ANY kind of fault of your people. Life is short so make peace with your God or Gods especially bearing the banner of injustice and murder. It may not be you that killed Biafrans aplenty in the north and west prior to the war but it's retrogressive elements as you who decry the poverty of your people and do nothing about it. Your money or position is satisfiable for you. You don't see the 84% illiteracy level in your part of the country do you? Some of us Biafrans see the demise of our people and recognize it at the very least. Recognize your own shortcomings. WE DON'T WANT YOUR BLOODY COUNTRY!!!
Must we beg to be set free? okay then Will you be able to laugh at a Biafra designed by the intelligentsia we command? HELL NO! The north would crumble like a deck of cards built on a custard tray and you know it. Your knowing it and doing or saying nothing is why we progressives in Africa will never be free of your kind till we mete out a progrom on OFFENDERS and that day, may it be that you have made peace with your God!
BY ALL MEANS NECCESSARY!
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Chi m: What the hell are you talking about?
___________________ "We are where we are in large part at the moment, because our self-identified leaders of thought have put us there."----Ukpabi Asika Posts: 321 | From: Athens, Ohio USA | Registered: Mar 2001
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Variation on the 419 Letter theme -the "Zimbabwean farmer" rendition
quote: MRS.CLAUDIA D. WILLIAMS & FAMILY.
For the last 17 years we White farmers in Zimbabwe tried to go on about our business of running our Farms and hoping that the promises of the Black government to respect our Rights could be trusted. Instead, our hopes have been dashed. President Robert Mugabe has designated approximately half of all the Farmland in Zimbabwe owned by White farmers for seizure by his government without compensation. Our farms are divided up and given to former Members of his terrorist army in return for there continued political Support. We Whites, of course, are quite distressed by this.
Most of us have lived in Zimbabwe all our lives, and everything we had is in these farms. We are inancially ruined by Mugabe's planned "ethnic cleansing" of hite’s farmland and we have nowhere to go. Our laments have been largely ignored by the rest of the World.
I am Mrs. Claudia Williams, the Wife of the late Stephen D.Williams, of the Commercial White Farmers Union in zimbabwe.http://site.mweb.co.zw/cfu/about/regional.htm
The Government claims that the policy seeks to redress past colonial Injustices by redistributing land to poor black farmers. The process has become increasingly politicized as President Mugabe's supporters have used violence against white farmers workers, resulting in ten white Farmers being murdered. In reality much of the seized land have been Allocated to politicians and supporters of Mugabe's re-election campaign.
After the last general elections in my country when the incumbent President Mr. Robert Mugabe won the presidential election, the government has adopted a very aggressive land reform programme. This programme is Solely aimed at taking the land owned by white African farmers for Redistribution to black farmers. This programme has attracted worldwide Condemnation including world leaders. This has also forced several white farmers to flee the country for fear of victimization and Physical abuse.
Few months ago, our headquarters in Harare was attacked and looted by Black protesters and in the process burnt down the whole building which Resulted in the killing of my Husband by mob action of Zimbabwean war Veterans.
Few weeks before the death of my Husband, he had taken me with him to Europe to deposit the sum funds with a security/ finance company, as he foresaw the Looming danger in Zimbabwe. The money in question was deposited in a box marked treasures for security reasons.
The proposed amount was meant for the purchase of new machineries and Chemicals for proposed new farms in Zimbabwe. This cash was kept with the Security Company for fear of seizure by the Government, as President Mugabe has declared that the seizure policy will Be accelerated. He has introduced the Land Reform Act of which my Husband, and many rich White farmers were killed and many affected.
It is against this background and with the present directive giving to us white farmers to leave the country that the rest of my children and I Have decided to contact you for assistance, we need to get the funds (US$5.6,000.000.00) out Of the security/ finance company and would need it invested in a viable business Venture in your country with your assistance. Once we can get your Commitment and sincerity of helping us in claiming the said consignment From the security company and investing this funds on our behalf then we Would proceed to forward to you the Certificate of Deposit and a Letter of Authority that will empower you to claim this luggage on my behalf.
However, you would then need to assist us in opening a non-resident Account, which will aid us in transferring the money into any account you will nominate. South African law prohibits a refugee (asylum seeker) from Opening an account or be involved in any financial transaction. Please we Would need to get this done without the knowledge of the Agents of Zimbabwean Government which is bent on confiscating everything that a Zimbabwean White Farmer has work for.
As a woman, I intend to entrust my future and that of my children on these funds. Please, if you are ready to assist us, I will forward you the Contact details of the security company for you to reach them on my Behalf.
You will be compensated with 20% of the total funds for your assistance, or we could go into partnership for a viable and profitable investment in your Country.
Please get back to me if you can be of assistance and I would want our Correspondence to be via email at the initial time.
I expect your confidentiality and your prompt response to this mail so as to proceed.
Regards and God Bless.
Mrs. Claudia Williams
I hope Joy does not mind if I do this to the bunch that is falling for these cheap tricks.
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Thanks for sharing that emotion and giving all permission to use it. I see Webmaster already added it to the list of "Instant Graelims) available for all to use in this forum.
Just to show you that it is available and it works
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This is not a joke but we all know about the 11 September 2001 terror in our beloved USA and we know it as 911, well for an instance, think about the 19, April 2003 elections in Nigeria and guess what you get, yes that famous criminal code 419. Sorry to my fellow nigerians, you have been 419ed by INEC,PDP,OBJ and the rest of them.
___________________ Feel me? Ofu onye ana asi unu abia go. - Ednut Igbo-American . www.airamericaradio.com visit her. Posts: 2447 | From: Mother Earth | Registered: Mar 2001
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Quote: -------------------------------------------------- "Sorry to my fellow nigerians, you have been 419ed by INEC,PDP,OBJ and the rest of them."---Ednut. --------------------------------------------------
You got the arithmetic right. The difference though is that while most law-abiding Nigerians agree that 419 is a crime that must be punished (just on Wednesday Maurice Ibekwe, a re-elected member of the Nigerian House of Reps was arrested for defrauding a German businessman), unfortunately, the likes of Kunle are so shamless that they have the gut to come to this messageboard to "congratulate" the benefactor of that 419 done on unsuspecting Nigerians on 4-19-03.
Who knows if the Kunles are not themselves 419ners?
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quote: Subject: URGENT CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS CONTACT From: christos_ogah3@portugalmail.com
CHRIST OGAH AND CO.
SOLICITORS AND ADVOCATE.
148 AWOLOWO WAY,
IKEJA, LAGOS - NIGERIA.
DIRECT PHONE/# 234-802-302-4011
Dear friend,
I am Barrister Christopher Ogah(ESQ) a sollicitor, I am the personal attorney to the immediate past President of Liberia MR. CHARLES TAYLOR, who is presently on political asylum here in Nigeria. I know this letter will come to you as a surprise as we have not met before, but I have to contact you as I have been instructed by my client MR. CHARLES TAYLOR to find a trustee in this business. I got your contact over the internet during my search for an assistance in this business, This became necessary as my client CHARLES TAYLOR do not want anybody who is known to his family to be associated with this business. Note that this business is 100% risk free,
However you must confirm your ability to handle this business as it involves a large sum of money. The fund FIFTY TWO MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS (US$52million) was shipped and deposited in a security company in Europe by MR. CHARLES TAYLOR during the recent political turmoil in his country Liberia. Now that he is on political asylum in Nigeria, He needs a trustworthy person like you to proceed on his behalf to the place of the security company in order to clear the funds for joint business Venture as he does not have intention to bringing the funds back to Africa. Afterwards I his attorney will come over to your country and meet you on his behalf for final agreement of the joint business venture. Note that I will send to you the relevant documents that will enable you take possession of this funds for onward investment, All I need from you is as follows,
1, Your confirmation of your ability to handle this business
2, Your word that you will keep this business as confidential as possible at all times until we conclude this business.
3, Your telephone and fax numbers for communication
4, Your full parmanent address. As soon as I get the above information from you, I will disclose to you the name and the country where the security company is, I will also forward to you the contact and the name of the director of the security company, I will also send your name and contact to the security company to enable them contact you accordingly. As we make progress, I will send to you A LETTER OF AUTHORITY AND AN AGREEMENT LETTER that will enable you clear the funds on my client behalf. I am waiting for your immediate response to enable us proceed.
Yours Faithfully.
Barrister .Christopher Ogah(ESQ)
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FROM: BARRISTER RICHARDS.O.SAMAKWE. ISAKO&CO INNEH LAW FIRM ATTORNEYS/LEGAL PRACTITIONER NIGERIA
DEAR FRIEND,
COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON. GRACE AND PEACE AND LOVE FROM THIS PART OF THE ATLANTIC TO YOU. I HOPE MY LETTER DOES NOT CAUSE YOU TOO MUCH EMBARRASSMENT AS I WRITE TO YOU IN GOOD FAITH BASED ON THE CONTACT ADDRESS GIVEN TO ME BY A TRUSTED CONFIDANT. PLEASE EXCUSE MY INTRUSION INTO YOUR PRIVATE LIFE.
I AM BARRISTER RICHARDS.O. SAMAKWE , I REPRESENT MOHAMMED ABACHA, SON OF THE LATE GEN. SANI ABACHA, WHO WAS THE FORMER MILITARY HEAD OF STATE IN NIGERIA. HE DIED IN 1998. SINCE HIS DEATH, THE FAMILY HAS BEEN LOSING A LOT OF MONEY DUE TO VINDICTIVE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS WHO ARE BENT ON DEALING WITH THE FAMILY. BASED ON THIS THEREFORE, THE FAMILY HAS ASKED ME TO SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER WHO CAN WORK WITH US AS TO MOVE OUT THE TOTAL SUM OF US$25,000,000.00( TWENTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ), PRESENTLY IN THEIR POSSESSION. THIS MONEY WAS OF COURSE, ACQUIRED BY THE LATE PRESIDENT AND IS NOW KEPT SECRETLY BY THE FAMILY.THE SWISS GOVERNMENT HAS ALREADY FROZEN ALL THE ACCOUNTS OF THE FAMILY IN SWITZERLAND, AND SOME OTHER COUNTRIES WOULD SOON FOLLOW TO DO THE SAME.
THIS BID BY SOME GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS TO DEAL WITH THIS FAMILY HAS MADE IT NECESSARY THAT WE SEEK YOUR ASSISITANCE IN RECEIVING THIS MONEY AND IN INVESTING IT ON BEHALF OFTHE FAMILY.
THIS MUST BE A JOINT VENTURE TRANSACTION AND WE MUST ALL WORK TOGETHER. SINCE THIS MONEY IS STILL CASH, EXTRA SECURITY MEASURES HAVE BEEN TAKEN TO PROTECT IT FROM THEFT OR SEIZURE, PENDING WHEN AGREEMENT IS REACHED ON WHEN AND HOW TO MOVE IT INTO ANY OF YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNTS. I HAVE PERSONALLY WORKED OUT ALL MODALITIES FOR THE PEACEFUL CONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION.
MY CLIENTS ARE WILLING TO GIVE YOU A REASONABLE PERCENTAGE OF THIS MONEY AS SOON AS THE TRANSACTIONIS CONCLUDED. I WILL, HOWEVER,BASED ON THE GROUNDS THAT YOU ARE WILLING TO WORK WITH US AND ALSO ALL CONTENTIOUS ISSUES DISCUSSED BEFORE THE COMMENCEMENT OF THIS TRANSACTION. YOU MAY ALSO DISCUSS YOUR PERCENTAGE BEFORE WE START TO WORK. AS SOON AS I HEAR FROM YOU, I WILL GIVE YOU ALL NECESSARY DETAILS AS TO HOW WE INTEND TO CARRY OUT THE WHOLE TRANSACTION.
PLEASE, DO NOT ENTERTAIN ANY FEARS,AS ALL NECESSARY MODALITIES ARE IN PLACE, AND I ASSURE YOU OF ALL SUCCESS AND SAFETY IN THIS TRANSACTION.
PLEASE, THIS TRANSACTION REQUIRES ABSOLUTE CONFIDENTIALITY AND YOU WOULD BE EXPECTED TO TREAT IT AS SUCH UNTIL THE FUNDS ARE MOVED OUT OF THIS COUNTRY.
PLEASE, YOU WILL ALSO IGNORE THIS LETTER AND RESPECT OUR TRUST IN YOU BY NOT EXPOSING THIS TRANSACTION,EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED.
LOOK FORWARD TO WORKING WITH YOU.
THANK YOU.
TRULY YOURS,
BARRISTER RICHARDS.O. SAMAKWE ESQ.
___________________ It's All About Money And Glamour! Posts: 13 | From: Selma, Alabama, USA | Registered: Aug 2003
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to the bunch that is falling for these cheap tricks.
