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Nothing really surprises me anymore as my forecast for 2003 indicates:
1. The head of the stooges and commander-in-thief of Biafranigeria armed forces Olusegun Obasanjo will undergo a penile enlargement. Stella wants out if her sexual needs are not met.
2. Chief Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu, APGA's presidential candidate will be humiliated at the polls, that is, if the election holds.
3. Niger-Delta will be leveled by a Danjuma-ordered squad resulting to total chaos in the region.
4. The bushman Chuck Odili will close down Naijanet and will go out of business to concentrate on his San Francisco Bay area gay life.
5. Ednut "the Snake" will impregnant the coowner of Genesis Restaurant in Southwest Houston.
6. The publisher Chido Nwangwu will let go of his business in Houston to be Ojukwu's futile running mate in the forthcoming elections.
7. The legal analyst Mr. Damian Njoku will be finding a new love, an interesting member of this magnificent forum. Hmmmm.. interesting member?
8. The controversial Ogbunigwe will be divorcing his wife in Biafranigeria for a five figure income corporate elite in the New England area.
9. Ohafia "Fathead" Udumeze will be the next Bill Gates of Biafranigeria.
10. B-Boyz will sell all his bonds and stocks to campaign for his half brother in the Ogbomosho constituency.
11. The egghead Okenwa Nwosu will be sued for medical malpractice and would pay restitution for graft and keeping funny books. Money he defrauded to back Alex Ekwueme's presidential candidacy.
12. The psycho Mobolaji "Jackass" Aluko will be arrested for back child support payments levelled against him by his former housemaid.
13. Amanda Wekson will be caught in the act with a member of this forum. Wedding bells?
14. Waypoint1Biafra will leave his dentures at a whorehouse in St. Paul.
15. With the push of a button, Bagdad will be history, and ironically Saddam Hussein will be Dubya's new ally in invading North Korea.
16. My alma mater, University of Benin students will carry out a violent demonstration chanting "legalize drugs and prostitution."
17. A reverend father in the Great Lakes area will father four babies from four different women.
18. Nwa Aro will reconsider his stance for the Biafran struggle reconciling with Waypont1Biafra for an apparent attack on Oduduwa.
19. Ijeomaannuntu, despite her tough chick look will be the easiest lay ever, easier than Amanda Wekson and Yvette.
20. And finally, Ojukwu will be engaged in a bitter divorce with Bianca Onoh over the former's infidelity.
I reject number 5 (she ain't an AA woman) but I am more like #9 than anybody else here period. And my wish is that the Administrator write Amanda Wekson and ask here back to the forum. Only a wish Administrator, which you and only you have the power to grant, of course Amanda has to accept it too.
___________________ Feel me? Ofu onye ana asi unu abia go. - Ednut Igbo-American . www.airamericaradio.com visit her. Posts: 2447 | From: Mother Earth | Registered: Mar 2001
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Some how, you've told me a bit of what I'd like to hear. It is indeed my ambition to touch a million bucks this year. Need I say it's gonna be legally earned?
A very prosperous new year to you too. I predict that this year somebody might give TB a black eye. Ha ha ha !
___________________ Awo's political idea was based on the assumption that any town beyond Owo was Igbo or Hausa. Awo was not socialised; he was not a good mixer because he did not have the opportunity, which the secondary school offered. ~TOS Benson, Baba Oba of Lagos Posts: 2644 | From: United Kingdom | Registered: Apr 2001
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A regular at egbeoomooduduwa.com e-mailed me last weekend and informed me that Chuck Odili was spreading rumors that you and I are the same person. You should be warned so that you don't catch a bullet from Chuck intended for me. LOL!
I have nothing but the utmost respect for the distinguished women of BNW. None of them has indicated any interest of the type you suggest.
___________________ No Biafran will be permitted to play Mother Theresa to the Yoruba and Hausa-Fulani, but play Osama Bin Laden to the Igbo or Biafrans! Posts: 1182 | Registered: Mar 2001
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Buddy, since Regina (Hello Gina my 2003 buu) is close to my type as her action portrays on this board, I want that hookup. Gina you can either hit me with a PM and an e-mail at enugu@anglefire.com Let's make it our year sista, that is if you are single, at least 5' 10", less that 135 pounds, and a nurse (RN that is). I'll be waiting.
___________________ Feel me? Ofu onye ana asi unu abia go. - Ednut Igbo-American . www.airamericaradio.com visit her. Posts: 2447 | From: Mother Earth | Registered: Mar 2001
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Now we know why you are a gold digger. You want a slave who will labor 24/7 toiling the hospitals while your lazy ass stays at home doing nothing but watch T.V.
___________________ Jesus is Lord Posts: 96 | From: Dallas, Texas | Registered: Aug 2002
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Chinyere, My sister now you know who Ednut is. You can appreciate what we all have been saying here about him. He is nothing but the resident fool.
___________________ BIAFRA MUST RISE AGAIN. LONG LIVE BIAFRA!! Posts: 1080 | From: California, USA. | Registered: Oct 2002
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16 to 18/6 is fine with me, I need her to go to Church with me on Sundays. I am a born again. Look Sista, I have been here for many years and I am not even 40 yet but back then, during the Reagan years, we didnot have it so easy as yall newbies got it today and this guy need a 20 plus RN from naija or biafra to get me off of my feet and also take care of business at home if you know what I mean. Regina sounds like her but you sound more like used and abused so gotta go for Gina baby. No hard feeling?
Seyi "Brother-in-Law" go sidon for doti. Spoiler, cork blocker.
___________________ Feel me? Ofu onye ana asi unu abia go. - Ednut Igbo-American . www.airamericaradio.com visit her. Posts: 2447 | From: Mother Earth | Registered: Mar 2001
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You still want a slave. Igwuru ike. You claim to be born again and you want your wife to work sixteen to eighteen hour six-day work week. Na wah for you.
___________________ Jesus is Lord Posts: 96 | From: Dallas, Texas | Registered: Aug 2002
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Chinyere my sister, I already told you to ignore Ednut. He is the reident fool. Someone in here sometime ago stated that Ednut need psychological help. It was recommended that he seek help. He never did. Now you see what we are left with. Go figure.
___________________ BIAFRA MUST RISE AGAIN. LONG LIVE BIAFRA!! Posts: 1080 | From: California, USA. | Registered: Oct 2002
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