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It is now a tradition that we must assemble every year to appreciate our contributions in the top rated messageboard with more varieties than any messageboard in Cyber Space. I still can't believe how amazing time runs by. It's 2003, and we've gone through two awards already since this superb place was founded. The Founder(s), we thank you very plenty!
Hmmm, the politicians have been driving many of us crazy recently with their nasty political campaigns and gimmicks. "Don't do it," Ifa has spoken. "You repellent skunk" exclaims Waypoint1Biafra. "Mad-dogging," whatever that is, says Ojoto. It is a "contest of the generals," notes the eloquent Tunde Onabanjo. "If it ain't hip-hop I don't wanna be bordered," Ednut "The Snake" tells forumites. "Aturu ukpe," Biafra in his unfinished jab with Ednut. "Jumbled and bellicose Igbo elites," Ambrose writes. What the hell is "bellicose," anyway? Or, who was it that said "give me Biafra or give me death?" I hear that!
Well, this year's award promises to be more fun than ever. The line up will be fantastic. There will be no discount tickets and the performers will include Ednut, Yvette, and Pastor Oriago and the Providence Choir, the poet Chinyere and soloist Waypoint1Biafra.
Speakers will include the radical Damian, Ohafia "Fathead" Udumeze, Rudek30May, only God knows what he will be smoking and the master impressionist and player Dikeanatuegwu. How about that?
There are more categories and my own nominations are as follows:
Best Writer(s): Ukaobasi, Patrick, Ohafia "Fathead" Udumeze, Ijeomannuntu, Damian, Mojo Long, Jude Olisa, Teddy, Wind, Ambrose, Ogbunigwe and CSE.
Best Mischievous Writer(s): Opon "Hit and run" Ifa, Udonsit, C. Ikpatt, Nwa Asaba, Yara Wasa Bature, Chi m, Mobolaji Aluko, Ugali Shaga, Rudek30May, Bamidele, Bababoyz, Tijani and Oshamblo.
Best Intellectual: Onyema, Tunde Onabanjo, CSE, Ohafia "Fathead" Udumeze, Fumi Onodipe, Teddy, Amanda "Madam Do Good" Wekson and "Big Daddy" I.G. Nwafor.
Best Poet: Olugbuo Nwoke, Amanda "Madam Do Good" Wekson, Eno Udoh, Damian, Chinyere and Ohafia "Fathead" Udumeze.
Best New Comers: NwaBiafra, Chinyere, Nwa Asaba, Pastor Oriago Ibegbunam, Opon "hit and run" Ifa, Egede 1, Oshamblo, Usman Kadiri, Amadi O., Boy Ajasco, Tijani and Fat Boy.
Best News Reporter(s): Peerless, Eby, Egwuatu Ozoemena, Ednut "The Snake," Ukaobasi, Nwokeoma, Umaru Ibrahim, Bababoyz, Joe Onwuatuegwu, Ohafia "Fathead" Udumeze, Chiboy, NwaBiafra, Chudi Sokie, Seun, Amadi O., Enobong Umoren and Ifeanyi Chukwukere Obigbo.
Best Sports Analyst(s): Waypoint1Biafra, Thompson Buraimoh, Kunle, Ednut, Quansah, Egwuatu Ozoemena, Ojoto, Biafra, Nwa Aro, Olugbuo Nwoke and Ambrose.
Best Legal Analyst: Tunde Onabanjo, Waypoint1Biafra, Jude Olisa, Adaeze, NwaBiafra, Renee, Egwuatu Ozoemena, Ohafia "Fathead" Udumeze, Opon "hit and run" Ifa, Udonsit, Ogbunigwe, Nmadike, Tijani and Chiboy.
Best Music Analyst: Thompson Buraimoh, Looma Farris, Biafra, Keshi, COLO, Ambrose, L. Akpan, Kabaka, Dr. Damages, Gtorino, Ijeomannuntu, Wind, Wacko and Ohafia "Fathead" Udumeze.
Best Psycho Analyst: Waypoint1Biafra, Chiboy, Nwa Aro, Ohafia "Fathead" Udumeze, Joy, Joe Onwuatuegwu, NwaBiafra, Amucha 1, Wacko, Teddy, Ukaobasi, Abby, Mobolaji Aluko and Amadi O.
Best Goofer(s): Yvette, Bababoyz, Bamidele, Adekunle, Ugali Shaga, Chi m, Onumaraekwu, Okwyonwuka, Looma Farris, Ednut, Pastor Oriago Ibegbunam, NwaBiafra, Nwa Asaba, Joe Onwuatuegwu, Oshamblo, Odili and Igbomaluife.
Best Counsel(s): Nkem E. Ejiofor, Ohafia "Fathead" Udumeze, Onumaraekwu, Opon "Hit and run" Ifa, Biafra, NwaBiafra, Tunde Onabanjo, Kajethan O., Ambrose, Ogechi Odili, Ogbunigwe, Ijeomannuntu, Chiboy, CSE, Mojo Long, Teddy, Pastor Oriago Ibegbunam, Ukaobasi and Chinyere.
Best AWOL Member: Wind, Adamu, Kabaka, COLO, Keshi, Paul Ibekwe, Chike, Chi m, C. Ikpatt, Onwudiwe, Chudi Sokie, Gtorino, Muda Kaduna, M. Ganiyu Adegboye, Viagra, Bob Marley, Michael, Big Steve, Vitalis, Adisa o., Ike, Igbomaluife, Sundiatta, Nwa Aro, Odili and Umaru Ibrahim.
Best Mysterious Member(s): Big Steve, Mbagamaonyeukwu, Ralph Njoku, Ranka Dede, Malcolm X, Looma Farris, Chi m, Umaru Ibrahim, Chinyere, Peerless, Folanke, COLO, Muda Kaduna, Idowu and Egede 1.
Best Spinner(s): Ogbunigwe, Udonsit, Umaru Ibrahim, Opon "Hit and Run" Ifa, Yara Wasa Bature, Egede 1, Yvette, Renee Nwa Asaba and NwaBiafra.
Best Political Salesman: NwaBiafra, Egwuatu Ozoemena, Joe Onwuatuegwu, Opn Ifa, Bababoyz, Udonsit, Damian, Jude Olisa, Ijeomaanuntu, Rudek30May, Ohafia "Fathead" Udumeze, Ambrose, Ukaobasi, Ogbunigwe and Onumaraekwu.
Best Extremist(s): Ohafia "Fathead" Udumeze, Ambrose, Damian, NwaBiafra, Olugbuo Nwoke, Chiboy, Biafra, Dikeanatuegwu, Ojoto, Boy Ajasco, Kabaka, Amanda Wekson, Chudi Sokie and Waypoint1Biafra.
Best Feminist: Chinyere, Ijeomannuntu, Yvette Richardson, Renee Bridgeford, Amanda "Madam Do Good" Wekson, Adaeze and Folanke.
Best Mysoginist: Ednut, Chiboy, NwaBiafra, Nwa Asaba, Bababoyz, Rudek30May, Fat Boy, Nwa Aro, Chi m, Okwyonwuka, Vitalis, Joe Onwuatuegwu, Ojoto, Ukaobasi and Ugali Shaga.
Best Messageboard: Biafranigeriaworld, Nigeriaworld, Kanoonline, NGEX, Hausanet, Nigeriannation and Naijamall.
Best Hidden Yahoo Discussion Group: Nigerian-Press, Yoruba Nation, Wazobia, Edo Nation, Asaba Forum, Readers Club, Igbo Forum, Naija Women, Igbo Net, Igbo World Net, Biafranet, BiafraNigeriaWorldForum, Africa Forum and the notorious control freak Naijanet.
Man of the Year: Ohafia "Fathead" Udumeze, Ukaobasi, Bababoyz, Usman Kadiri, Chiboy, NwaBiafra, Ednut, Biafra, Ambrose and Damian.
Lifetime Achievement Award: Ukaobasi, Ednut, Ifeanyi Chukwukere Obigbo, Chiboy, Kabaka, Bababoyz, Usman Kadiri, Joe Onwuatuegwu, Amucha 1, Waypoint1Biafra and Damian
Make your nominations. Your nominations in every category will help the academy select the rightful winners when it will be announced by the end of February.
It's not fair to put me in that category. Seriously, remove my name from that spot.
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TB Thank you for your annual stress relief. My take
Best Writer(s):, Damian, and Ohafia Udemezue,CSE.
Best Mischievous Writer(s): Opon "Hit and run" Ifa,.and Dele
Best Intellectual:, Ohafia "Fathead" Udumeze,.
Best Poet:, Chinyere.
Best New Comers:, Nwabiafra
Best News Reporter(s): Chiboy And Patrick
Best Sports Analyst(s):, Biafra,Thompson Buraimoh, Kunle,
Best Legal Analyst: Tunde Onabanjo.
Best Music Analyst: "Music Encyclopaedia"Biafra, Thompson Buraimoh,
Best Psycho Analyst: Waypoint1Biafra.
Best Goofer(s):, Ednut Snake Tunde, and Odili
Best Counsel(s): Nkem E. Ejiofor,and Adaora.
Best AWOL Member:, COLO, Amanda wekson, Rudolf Okonkwo, Ndubuisi Obiora.
Best Mysterious Member(s):, Malcolm X, Ednut, Opon Ifa
Best Spinner(s): Nwa Asaba.
Best Political Salesman:, Ambrose,.
Best Extremist(s):, Amanda Wekson,.
Best Feminist: Chinyere.
Best Mysoginist:, Ednut, Wasa Bature, Ugali shaga.
Best Tibalist(s): Bamidele
Best Messageboard: Biafranigeriaworld,
Best Hidden Yahoo Gamji, and ASHILAC
Man of the Year:, Biafra.
Lifetime Achievement Award:Damian
___________________ Biafra: save my bullets when I die, Oh Biafra, Allelua if I surrender and that will be forever. Posts: 272 | From: Birmingham AL | Registered: Mar 2001
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Ednut Are you saying that you don't know who Joy and Diane are? shame on you.
___________________ Biafra: save my bullets when I die, Oh Biafra, Allelua if I surrender and that will be forever. Posts: 272 | From: Birmingham AL | Registered: Mar 2001
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Ha, ha, ha. Buraimoh, why have you labelled the misunderstood one as "hit and run". If you have anything to say, please say it, Ifa is listening.
I have a few nominations myself, they are
Best writer: Ohafia Udemezue
Best Spinners: Anyone who considers "General" Ojukwu a serious presidential candidate
Man of the Year: Bababoyz
Best truth teller: Opon Ifa
___________________ Unity and Faith, Peace and Progress Posts: 37 | From: the origin of life | Registered: Aug 2002
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You know say man no die, man no rotten now. I have nothing to say really, just wondering why you are very good at your game.
Kadiri:
You are beginning to sound like Ebe who denounced the Best Mysoginist Award saying it was "etnically motivated." Just deal with it, ka ji kwo?
Ednut:
So it's that quick to forget the one and only lady you promised to take on a cruise, huh? And does Ignatius and Joy depict a poignant portrait of the same gender?
Are you guys ready to have more fun? I betcha, it's gonna be more glamorous than the Oscar, more poshy than life at John Hancock Center on Madison Avenue in Chicago, and more classy than life itself in Beverly Hills.
See ya!
___________________ THE MORE YOU LOOK THE LESS YOU SEE Posts: 539 | From: Sin City, Sin World | Registered: Mar 2001
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Based on current count of votes, MAN OF THE YEAR: Ednut wins that hands down. Although I think that if I only had some time, and if I only had the fire in me like some of you guys that pretty much spent your adult years in biafranigeria, I may have the desire to write like some of you and I can guaranty you that hands down, that vote for Ohofia will be competitive.
TB:
Diana? I don't remember girls that long. I hang out Wednesday nights (wet teeshirt contest), Friday nights (happy hour drunks are easy and have been working all week and needs to get laid ) and Saturday nights (be their at closing hour and all the rejected desperates are your to pick from and I have over 20 years experience. To me, I change them like that Houston girlfriend of Odili. What's her name Waypoint?
___________________ Feel me? Ofu onye ana asi unu abia go. - Ednut Igbo-American . www.airamericaradio.com visit her. Posts: 2447 | From: Mother Earth | Registered: Mar 2001
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No mind them my brother. I think say dem hide that yeye forum from their own people, and dem open am for us. na for dem eye e go hahhen.
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Are you guys ready to have more fun? I betcha, it's gonna be more glamorous than the Oscar, more poshy than life at John Hancock Center on Madison Avenue in Chicago
Correction:
Jonh Hancok (The former tallest building in the world b/4 Sears Towers and now Twin Towers) is on Michigan Avenue, better known to Chicagoans as The Magnificient Mile
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