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I know you guys will be wondering why the message board awards is being delayed. Well, a whole lot of factors caused it to be put on hold. First, Nwa Aro threatened to disrupt the show with his gang of "Tokunbo Exporters" fearing Ohafia "Fathead" Udumeze was going to steal the show again. The show will go on and be ready to come with your condoms.
Biafranigeria is really screwed up. Screwed up big time. Check this out: Nobody buys water made from our mountains and streams anymore because it's labelled made in Naija and not imported from France or USA. But bottle horse and bull urine and name it "Oyibo Waste" imported from France and see what happens. It will be gone from the shelves before you know it.
A friend of mine contemplated I should ship abandoned military Humvees and out of decade computers, that it will make millions upon arrival at the seaports. Una go kill me oh!
The mad professor and horseass Mobolaji Aluko called me and said he may not make it to the awards on the ground he's been out of diapers fearing he may flood the place with his stinking urine without his diapers. Ednut's daughter is nineteen and college bound. He wants more babies since his first phase of child support payments is over. Ednut, easy bro, the cost of baby food is up the roof.
What was Eze Igbo gburugburu Emeka Ojukwu doing in an English suit? What happened to the garbs, red cap and beads? Na wah!
I have a problem with the founders of this magnificent messageboard. I really do, seriously! They don't take know for an answer. They are too extreme and will never loosen up. It's either you are with them or you are their enemy. They are beginning to sound like George W. Bush. They are all sexists. People like Ohafia "Fathead" Udumeze, Ambrose, Damian, Biafra, Odili, Ojoto, Nobiora and Ukaoha (where are they now?), Okwyonwuka, Nwa Aro, Chiboy, Ralph Njoku, Chi m, Igbomaluife, Kabaka, Waypoint1Biafra, Adaeze, and Boy Ajasco. Only God knows where they get their names from. "Boy Ajasco," what kind of name is that? "I weak!"
Even the divorced Ijeomaannuntu and the crazy crack head Rudek30May have joined the bandwagon. Biafra will be achieved whenever Rudek quit smoking. But with crackheads like Rudek, forget it. Afterall, Isioma, Opon "Hit and Run" Ifa are on the run since water don pass gari.
Do you know why the hardballing Damian, Biafra, Ambrose, Dikeanatuegwu, etc. chickened out? I mean, these guys took Ebe, Toks Ok, Zaiyol "Take That" Karl, Ajibola Robinson, the crippled Joe Onyeocha, Kunle, Tunde and Junior to the cleaners. Among these hardballers, Damian surprised me. He looks more like a sissy.
Oh, there is one thing I figured out about Biafranigeria community in the state of Texas, especially Igbos. You can hardly find a married Igbo woman who has not cheated on her husband. I can describe and name all of them. From Magi who runs Safari Restaurant and Hall to Chinyere, Ngozi, Pauline, Chinelo, Beatrice, Oby, Nkemdirim, Josephine, Catherine, Angela to the South West Houston mistress who runs a beaty salon. To a point they've had sex at laundromats. Ednut, Odili & Ukaobasi can attest to that. It's true and they know. Quote me in Degema (apologies Mr. Fathead.
Yeah, Bababoyz is at it again. When pulled over by a cop for doing 85 on a 45 mph highway and told of his Miranda rights, he yelled on top of his voice "I have no miranda, all I've got is a joint, a bottle of coke and 40 ounce Old English malt liquor." Bababoyz, another Barkin Zuwo and his mineral resources.
What's Nwa Biafra been up to these days, man!? I was told he's been betting the horses. Whose money? Now you know! I was told Odili has been pimping lately in South West Houston. odili, na true?
CSE is getting married in the Summer to a beautiful podiatrist he met in a Soho night club. I don't think I will take any woman I met in a night club serious. So bro CSE watch out oh!
Ladies and gentlemen, that's all I have for you. The awards will be broadcast live next week, so stay tuned and don't do anything I wouldn't do.
quote:Oh, there is one thing I figured out about Biafranigeria community in the state of Texas, especially Igbos. You can hardly find a married Igbo woman who has not cheated on her husband. I can describe and name all of them. From Magi who runs Safari Restaurant and Hall to Chinyere, Ngozi, Pauline, Chinelo, Beatrice, Oby, Nkemdirim, Josephine, Catherine, Angela to the South West Houston mistress who runs a beaty salon. To a point they've had sex at laundromats. Ednut, Odili & Ukaobasi can attest to that.
TB:
I have never dated any Igbo woman in my adult life and had only briefly dated a Yoruba girl. My preference is the African American girls/woman and when I have nothing better to do with my time, a white/Asian girl will do.
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quote:I have never dated an Igbo woman, briefly dated a Yoruba girl, my preference is White, Black women and Asians------>EDNUT 5/3/03
quote:As for my child care responsibilities, all I gotta say is that "I takes care of mines-bits getting married------>EDNUT 3/29/03
quote: I do not date Nigerians and Africans because I don't have nothing in common with them. I date African Americans and white girls-----> EDNUT. 2/23/03
With all your cultural larceny[language, attitude and style of cloths], your forced assimilation and your preference to certain particular women outside your goddamned ethnicity shows a feeling of inferiority and a dispicable taste for sex deification.And that explains why your not married and your children born out of wedluck, preferably known as Bastards. Because no Igbo woman will indulge in your manner of family values and your porno sex. What you get is cheap sex and no responsibility.
Your mother born of Igbo may have failed to breast milk you. I hold this interpretation that you see every Igbo woman as Eve that destroyed the rib cages of Adam. Your anger is not about your principles of perculiarity and taste for whore sex; it is a rage against your mother or more to say, a rebel against your culture. Something ain't right about your early development. Or it could be your simply childish at 42.
To you, dating a trailer trash or Ghetto fabulous is a sign of wealth and achievement. Too bad Igbo woman is neither one willing to submitt to your lies and kinky sex. Frankly, you will make a good candidate for social research because of your certain principles of peculiarity.
I am proud to say on record that there is nothing wrong dating other ethnic women or married to my wife but special preference to ethnicity/color but love shows a serious pathology and possibly in need of extensive counseling. Ednut, I will like you to watch a movie "Immitation of Life", rent it and perhaps that ought to open your eyes. Copy that.
Hail Biafra
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quote:And that explains why your not married and your children born out of wedluck, preferably known as Bastards
WayPoint.
quote:Like someone said somewhere on the board of that naijadateline, a Nicole handle might turn out to be a middle aged, potbelle guys named Dele.
Ednut.
quote:Your mother born of Igbo may have failed to breast milk you. I hold this interpretation that you see every Igbo woman as Eve that destroyed the rib cages of Adam. Your anger is not about your principles of perculiarity and taste for whore sex; it is a rage against your mother or more to say, a rebel against your culture. Something ain't right about your early development. Or it could be your simply childish at 42.
WayPoint.
A bit harsh for someone we only know on an internet forum. Some of us read different meanings to Ednuts write ups here. May be we are wrong!
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I have just finished replying to Ednut's post, unaware of this thread. Through his post, I came to the conclusion that Ednut is neither a Nigerian nor has he pure Nigerian blood. The comments above have confirmed a little what I imagined.
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quote:I have never dated any Igbo woman in my adult life and had only briefly dated a Yoruba girl. My preference is the African American girls/woman and when I have nothing better to do with my time, a white/Asian girl will do.
You’ve actually lost out.
quote:With all your cultural larceny[language, attitude and style of cloths], your forced assimilation and your preference to certain particular women outside your goddamned ethnicity shows a feeling of inferiority and a dispicable taste for sex deification.And that explains why your not married and your children born out of wedluck, preferably known as Bastards. Because no Igbo woman will indulge in your manner of family values and your porno sex. What you get is cheap sex and no responsibility…Waypoint 1 Biafra. .
Thank you Waypoint 1 Biafra, Igbo girls have values, and will certainly not submit to such cruelty.
___________________ IGBO AMAKA Posts: 79 | From: Porthacourt | Registered: Feb 2003
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Your continuous abuse on our women was uncalled for, that is, if you are a true Igbo man. I will continue to pray for your lost soul until redemptio, please do seek the Lord and save your soul.
Read the Bible!
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quote:What's Nwa Biafra been up to these days, man!? I was told he's been betting the horses. Whose money?
TB,
I'm on the floor laughing really hard. Na you Biko!! Keep the humor coming because we need it especially at a time like this with all the election/selection rigging.
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What is Ednut's crime? He only voiced his preference in a woman and most of you pounced on him. This is ridiculous.
This is nothing but a tyranny of a majority.
___________________ Emotional Commentaries most often do not solve problems. Being rational makes for intelligence. Posts: 21 | From: Ekpoma, Nigeria | Registered: Feb 2003
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Ednut, You're bitter because you do not know the joy of having a sister as partner, they are the best thing that can happen on any Igbo man's life.
___________________ He likened the second coming of Christ to the realisation of the Biafran dream, stating that at a time people least expect, the much sought Biafra would be a reality..Rev. Fr. Cornelius Ezeiloaku Posts: 622 | From: santiago, chile | Registered: Jan 2002
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