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I had another opportunity to speak with Yvette Richardson on a one-on-one basis and believe me, this pretty-looking chic has changed from the last time that we met at the "We Cool" gig. How time flies, huh? Yvette has found the Lord and no longer the mistress with that mathematical prowess, recording hundreds of Biafranigerian men she went to bed with. Here we go!:
TB: Wow! You look great. I mean you look entirely different from the last time I saw you. The time we did the "We Cool" gig. What happened?
Yvette: TB, I got tired of you putting me down telling the whole world I'm a whore and up to no good. I really got sick of you saying "I be fucking aroung" with Biafranigerian men. You see, I gave a thought to what you've been saying about me. I decided to seek the Lord. The Lord is great. I'm now a new person and God is Good. By the way, have you found the Lord? Seek the Lord and you will be a better person. Trust me!
TB: I hear you! So what's going on with all these evangelicals and every store and garage being turned into pentecostal worship grounds. Seems like big business and what's up with that?
Yvette: TB, you need redemption. I wish I could convert you, but you know how you are--pigheaded. You need a new birth and you need to be reconciled with God. In 2 Corinthians 5:17-18 God Said: "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is new creation: old things have passed away: behold, all things have become new. Now all things are of God, who has reconciled us to Himself through Jesus Christ, and has given us the ministry of reconciliation."
And do you know what God said about unbelievers? In 2 Corinthians 6:14 He said: "Do not be unequally yoked together with unbelievers. For what fellowship has righteosness with lawlessness? And what communion has light with darkness?"
TB you need to reconcile with God. I'm begging you to come visit my church and receive God's amazing blessings. God is good. Can't you tell from how I look right now? No more provocative dressing. That was the devil's work.
TB: Honestly, I'm impressed with you and your new outfits. No more with those provoking sexy looks. But I think I like your former self, the Yvette who turned everybody on, and the Yvette who had rhythm. The ghetto girl.
Yvette: Yes, I grew up in the ghetto, okay? I screwed every damn horny Biafranigerian, okay? I learned my lessons and I'm now a new person, okay? Do you have a problem with that? God is Good.
TB: Not really! But I'm concerned with what the Bible preaches and how many have gone astray on Bible's contradictions. For instance, in Leviticus 11:42, God said "Whatever crawls on its belly, whatever goes on all fours, or whatever has many feet among all creeping things that creep on the earth--these you shall not eat, for they are an abomination."
Doesn't this contradict to what He said in Genesis 1:30? (Yvette opens the Bible and reads Genesis 1:30. The Holy Spirit descends on her and she begins to speak in tongues, evading my questions).
Yvette: Parambula, tolo Jehovah bin casa. Oh shalala mu fa munko adios burungana. Omake mule eto Jesu. Jehova ko mu matako Jehova Jehova Jehova. Oh lagbaja ature mansa muru laquareaa bambama bamba. Oh Lord Jehova, sekumusa muo otururu gbeke manju danee danee Jehova. Baram baram. TB baram baram oturu gbeke anoko. Tb oturu gbeke anoko, gbogborogbo. Gbogborogbo!
TB: Geez, what the hell is that? You are beginning to sound like Chu-Chu Ukabam.
Yvette: It is the gracious work of God. The Holy Spirit. It says in Acts 10:46 "For they heard them speak with tongues and magnify God." (She continues to speak in tongues) Pasca chacha. Pasca chacaha. Munto bara banga gbogborogbo. Gbogborogbo gberege, gberege. Gbogborogbo Lagabaja, koti wole oh, k'oti wole gbogborogbo...
TB: Enough! Cut it out. (Yvette cuts in)
Yvette: You should know by now I'm a changed person. God is Good. That's what happens when the Lord comes into your life. Ever since the Lord came into my life, I quit using the curse and swear words found in lost souls like NwaBiafra, Patrick, Anaedo, Mota Ogallala, Rufukuku and many others for God said in 2 Corinthians 7:10 "For godly sorrow produces repentance to salvation not to be regretted; but the sorrow of the world produces death."
TB, I'm begging you now to repent. Repent! Repent! Repent! How many times did I use that word?
TB: What do you mean by "repent?" Why do you have to mention names? Now let's talk about the infamous Othniel. He quotes the bible a lot. Do you think he is a believer or just one of those false prophets?
Yvette: Othniel reminds me of the pastor in my neigborhood who preaches during the day and robs people at gun point during the night. He is a false prophet. NwaBIafra, Anaedo, Patrick, Mota Ogallala and the rest weren't all that good in my sinning days.
TB: Wow! That's pretty serious. I hope Othniel is not reading this. How about Mr. Fathead?
Yvette: What about him? Why can't you leave him alone? I've been praying for him and I know the Lord will hear my prayers. Soon he will reconcile with God. And I know once Mr. Fathead is saved, he will marry in my church. I can't wait for that day to come.
TB: Hmmm....Sounds like wedding bells.
Yvette: Whatever!
TB: What do you think about Bababoyz?
Yvette: He is a pagan. He is the real devil. He's one of the reasons I became a born again, ever since he slept with my best friend. I don't trust him. He is going to hell. You know that, right?
TB: Come on, girl. You can't be judging people. That does not comform to bible's teachings. Ain't that right?
Yvette: I'm not judging anybody. I'm telling you the truth. You better take it or you leave it.
TB: Now let's see. You are now a born again which means you don't sleep around like you use to. Am I right?
Yvette: I guess you can say that.
TB: So when was the last time you had sex?
Yvette: A couple of nights ago with my church pastor.
TB: I rest my case!
___________________ THE MORE YOU LOOK THE LESS YOU SEE Posts: 539 | From: Sin City, Sin World | Registered: Mar 2001
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"And the Beast was given a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies. And the Beast opened his mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his name, his tabernacle, and those that dwell in heaven." (Revelation 13:5,6)
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You may think this is funny but I don't find it funny at all. Could you please stop invoking my name unnecessarily and leave me alone? This is my last warning to you.
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___________________ Yvette Richardson Posts: 106 | From: St. Paul, MN., USA | Registered: Jun 2001
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Who are you kidding,If you want a date with TB why don't you just say so.I expect you to fake your own born again story ala Yvette pretty soon.You need to Keep your slutty eyes off Ednut,he is a papa now.
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Nwabiafra Not so fast brother, So you didn't even tell me that you sampled Yvette, I guess Mrs. Nwabiafra didn't know about this. well since Yvette said you werent good what are you going to do about it. Yvette is now a born again please lets applaud her.
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Biafra my friend, Yvette accordingto Ednut lives somewhere in St Paul Minnesota, that is so far from me to even try to get with her. Even at a gun point that will not happen in her life. It must be all a dream for her.
For the record I do not know who Yvette is, whatever she did with people in this forum was way before my time in this forum.
But to specifically respond to your accusation, I have not sampled Yvette neither do I intend to for two reasons 1. Mrs. Nwabiafra will kill me 2. Yvette is a used product.
I was only stating that Chiboy's line was a classic line, that is my only involve,ent with Yvette and this thread.
quote:Originally posted by NwaBiafra: Biafra my friend, Yvette accordingto Ednut lives somewhere in St Paul Minnesota, that is so far from me to even try to get with her. Even at a gun point that will not happen in her life. It must be all a dream for her.
For the record I do not know who Yvette is, whatever she did with people in this forum was way before my time in this forum.
But to specifically respond to your accusation, I have not sampled Yvette neither do I intend to for two reasons 1. Mrs. Nwabiafra will kill me 2. Yvette is a used product.
I was only stating that Chiboy's line was a classic line, that is my only involve,ent with Yvette and this thread.
Hahaha, what a disclaimer!
NwaBiafra, bros, i think the forum generally understands that what TB said were meant to inspire laughter. I am sure a lot of people know that the scenarios, the events are fictitious.
I had a great laugh reading ur vigorous disclaimer!
You worry too much. Don't worry about my "slutty eyes." Worry about your short dip-stick. I heard your encounter with Yvette was too unmemorable because of your dip-stick problem. No wonder Yvette did not mention it to TB, she couldn't find the thing.
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Biafra's statement and my disclaimer were all part of the fun. Biafra and I are friends and do not live too far from each other so it is a friendly remark from him which inspired a return friendly disclaimer.
I'm glad you were laughing as hard as I was laughing at Chiboy's classic line.
___________________ BIAFRA MUST RISE AGAIN. LONG LIVE BIAFRA!! Posts: 1080 | From: California, USA. | Registered: Oct 2002
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On the other hand you are saying, You did not have sexual relationship with that woman" Ms Yvette. Well My brother I was only saying because my guest room is already occupied, because I know Mrs Nwabiafra will slice you up if she finds out.
Thank goodness your guest room is already occupied so I have nowhere else to go.
You are 100% correct that Mrs Nwabiafra will slice me up if she finds out, that is why I'm publicly with my hands help up saying "I did not have sexual relationship with that woman" Ms Yvette!!
Yvette please tell Biafra that it did not happen. I need you to clear this up quick because Biafra knows my wife and might blackmail me with this rumor. LOL!!!
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