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After spending nearly three hours at dinner over some wine with Waypoint1Biafra, the biggest shock for me was learning that when it comes to "liberal fools"--his phrase, not mine--the forumites he seems to dislike the most aren't Wacko, Chiboy, MeBiafran, Damian, Ojoto, Biafra, Ugali Shaga, Ochiagha, CSE, Rufukuku and Rick but Ednut, Amadi O., Nwa Aro, Okwyonwuka, Nwa Asaba, Othniel and NwaBiafra. "These guys are fools and will never learn from the past. Tomorrow, the Hausas will round these fools up and kill them like desert rats. Nothing will happen because you have a bunch of fools and repellent skunks who don't know much about the evil cults of Islam," contends the pot-belly, overweight, bleached face and ugly-looking alcoholic Waypoint1Biafra.
Waypoint hates Ednut for criticizing him on being a Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly freak.
Wearing his signature double button, patched elbow wool jacket and a bucket cap to cover his salt and pepper balding hair, Waypoint says "our only way out is to weed out the liberal fools among us." According to Waypoint, Ednut and co. aren't the only liberal fools who want him banned from the forum. He says Anaedo, Ukaobasi, Mr. Fathead, and my humble self are all working on the inside to eliminate him. I was shocked when he included my name.
But there are two sides to every story. When I got the depressed and heavy-drinking Anaedo on the phone, he told me the dope dealer Waypoint1Biafra would go to any length to do his good marketing of republican ideals. "He will say bad things about anyone who disagrees with his views," Anaedo asserts. "But one thing though, he is not a smart politician, he is not original, he is not a lawyer that he claims, he is no psychoanalyst and he is fake."
Here we go again:
TB: You make a big deal out of the fact that Bush war on Iraq is justified, that the desert rats must be eliminated. Many forumites have disputed that saying the war on Iraq was a family feud between the House of Bush and the House of Hussein. What's your case?
WP1B: Just take a look and see how the repellent skunks in this county wants to save the satanic desert rats. That will never happen. They don't know a damn thing what's going on. We must eliminate the terrorists and its crew of satanic cults. I don't care what the brain dead liberal fools in this county says. Copy that?
TB: My question is: is the war on Iraq a family feud?
WP1B What family feud? It's only in this county that you have these liberal fools, the bunch of wimps who think the ongoing conflict in Iraq is morally wrong. They are dead wrong. We are trying to save democracy and freedom all over the world so that we can have a peaceful and better universe. Think about 9/11. Think about nearly 3000 American souls who perished. Think about the terrorists who seized the four jetliners. Think, think, think. Think, man!
Look, I don't know who is feeding you with all the nonsense questions. I think Damian, Ukaobasi, the bleached ass Chiboy and the knucklehead Ednut are the ones behind the propaganda the war on Iraq is not justified. And I know why they keep saying that. They want the liberals back in power so cheating on their wives will no longer be a crime even under oath. Look at Bill Clinton, the bad boy and sax player from Arkansas. Look at what he did to this nation. He almost brought this nation down, morally, so to speak. Copy that?
TB: Now that US took off from Iraq handing over power two days early, who won?
WP1B: Of course, Bush won the war. The man has made history. He's got balls. And that's what the whole thing is all about. Copy that?
TB: What history?
WP1B: C'mmon, you repellent skunk. You mean you don't know? Look, let me tell you, he kicked out the Taliban from Afghanistan and captured Saddam Hussein like a desert rat. Who else could have done that to save humankind from the hands of the satanic cults and desert rats? Clinton? Copy that?
TB: Boy, now I'm one of the repellent skunks. How dare you say that to me?
WP1B: Yes, I call you a repellent skunk. You are one of the liberal fools in this county who wants to destroy America. All you guys talk about is sex, sex, sex. Nothing but sex, drugs and alcohol. This is not rock and roll, remember? We are talking about conservatism and moral values. We want our values back. We want the women to know who they are. We want our children raised in normal environments. We dont want the Ednuts, the NwaBiafras, the Nigerias and the Yvettes to keep corrupting our children. America the beautiful, we want it safe. So make sure you vote for Bush in November. If you are a democrat or libertarian, vote for Ralph Nader. Copy that?
TB: You are really amazing. How come you mentioned Yvette who is now a born again?
WP1B: Do you believe that? How about her church pastor who she sleeps with? She even called me last night for a quickie. But I like Ijeomaannuntu better. Copy that?
TB: I'm not gonna dabble into that. Let's talk about something else. Ok., let's talk about forumites in this county. NwaBiafra, to you, is an intellectual midget, one of the reasons you don't engage him intellectually. Do you see yourself as an intellectual?
WP1B: Oh yeah! Without a doubt, I'm an intellectual. (TB laughs-out-loud). I mean who among the liberal fools can challenge me? Is it the "downy" NwaBiafra who wants to screw every bitchy whore in this county? They don't even know what a desert rat is. Copy that?
TB: Nobody likes you in this county. What do you think caused that?
WP1B They don't like me in this county because of my success. They feel threatened and I know why. I am a successful businessman with nine kids from my first marriage. I have three other kids from three different women out of wedlock. I smoke ganja. I drink cognac straight-up. I live in a big home. I'm a soccer dad living the American dream. Nwa Aro, Chiboy and the rest liberal fools can eat their hearts off. Copy that?
TB: The dildo you always carry in your briefcase, what's up with that?
WP1B: I don't want the lousy whores in St. Paul to know I'm impotent.
TB: So your wife will have to explain the nine kids, huh?
WP1B: It's about time. I have lived with that for twenty-five doggone years, and look at me raising a bunch of kids that aren't mine. It hurts.
TB: Poor boy. Well, I guess that's life. You had a long-standing feud with Wacko and Biafra. Have you guys resolved your differences?
WP1B: Wacko and Biafra are repellent skunks. TB, I think you are scared of many guys in this county. You haven't interviewed Damian, Ojoto, Biafra, Wacko, Mr. Fathead, Chiboy, NwaBiafra, Teddy, Nwa Aro and Anaedo. Talk to me. Are you really scared of them?
TB: Naaaaw, not at all. Damian declined an interview. Ojoto is willing, I think. I haven't approached Mr. Fathead yet. Mr. Fathead hopefully would be my next guest. Let me ask you this. Any hint from Amanda Wekson?
WP1B: She abandoned me and recruited a new pimp. She said I wasn't looking out for her.
TB: Who is her new pimp?
WP1B: Nwa Asaba took the damn job.
TB: You quote the law a whole lot, which tells me you must be well-versed in the law. Now let me ask you: What is Plessy VS. Ferguson?
WP1B: Who is Plessy? Must I know everything in the law? Look, I'm a lawyer and I speak law. I practice law in the twin cities. Copy that?
TB: Hmmm, ok., I hear you. Again, what was Brown Vs. Board of Education, Topeka, Kansas, all about?
WP1B: I think it was about school vouchers and financial aid.
TB: I rest my case!
This house rocks and happy Fourth of July.
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quote: I am a successful businessman with nine kids from my first marriage. I have three other kids from three different women out of wedlock. I smoke ganja. I drink cognac straight-up. I live in a big home. I'm a soccer dad living the American dream.
No doubt about it, the above must be WP1B talking.
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