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Man, this place rocks! It really rocks, man!! When you have newcomers like Nwa-Afor and his nemesis MeBefrian, you better fasten your seatbelt or else you will be thrown overboard. To add more drama, Bolaji Aluko rejoined the community to test again his popularity. Simply put: Aluko is crazy and he better quit smoking that shitty stuff. I'm still wondering when the madman makes time for his ojoro job.
I have been receiving all sorts of PM regarding my silence and the madness at BNW. I will be damned if the Webmaster decides to close this fine community down especially when locked out not to see NwaBiafra and his booty call.
Let's see what's going on here:
Now that CSE is out from rehab, has he gotten any better? I don't think so, you be the judge! In my own opinion, I think CSE should go back to his program until he's well or else the lunatic will be hurting someone soon.
Talk about lunatics. Ednut is one of them. The pot-belly 40ish near blind grand father is having problems with Uncle Sam. His back child support payments is driving him nuts. I still wonder how he survives hiding and working under the table. Come out clean, bro! Well, life goes on.
Nwa-Afor is another lunatic. Now that he had MeBiafran check himself into a rehab who's gonna be next. It should't be a surprise if Damian follows because Damian's sabbatical is beginning to bother me. I hope no bitchy freeloader has taken him to the cleaners.
There is one common characteristic among Igbo women. They all bleach. Yep, every damn Igbo woman bleaches. Chinyere, Blessing, Adaeze, Ijeoma, Ijeomannuntu and co., abi adey lie? I can't stand those Roberts, Asepso and dawadawa concoction they call bleaching cream. Why would a man or woman bleach his or her skin for a lighter complexion? Inferiority complex or just beauty? Get the hell out of my face you ugly, stinking, greasy bleached moustache face.
The irony now is, Benin, Itsekiri, Isoko, Kwale, Urhobo, Ijaw, Calabar and Ibibio women have joined the bleaching bandwagon. Don't get me wrong, I love Urhobo women. These rugged women can screw you to death your marriage of many years will head instantly to splitsville. Ukaobasi, Anaedo, Jude Olisa, Teddy and even MeBiafran will attest to that. Abi na lie?
Oh, you guys never knew. Addy is gay. You see!
Off all the Forumites, Bababoyz is now the man. Even though he is a criminal, he buys all his stuff cash. Yep, Bababoyz pays cash. His home is paid for--in cash. His automobiles--all paid for in cash. His mistresses--pays all of them in cash. His hotel reservations--cash. But all his jamboree will soon backfire. He's now under the microscopic eye of Uncle Sam.
Why am I dragging? Oh, I almost forgot this is Thompson Buraimoh's Classics and it's my pleasure to revisit how a badass you cats at this fine community made me.
In no particular order enjoy the best of Thompson Buraimoh:
(checks my self in the mirrow!), Who told this Buraimo what i am, Lunatik! Chineke, he hit the nail on the head. I am getting addicted to this forum. Like i did Guardian Chat room. God help me. (Men in white Gown coming for me) No!!!! please give me more 20mins, i must respond to MeBiafra, I can't let him have the last word. ***Ok, give me water, i will take only 4tablest*** Suddenly sober, This Lagitil na waoooooooooo.
Igbo women do not bleach. They use toning soap and cream!
U see Buraimoh, The men in white gown are coming for you! In this cyber space, u do not discharge urself, u wait till the chain and padlock is removed before u can claim u are freeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Another fabulous crowd teaser. Thanks for remembering me. I'm watching Nwa Afor's every move and he knows that. Any slip his ass is toast. lol.
___________________ BIAFRA: The land of my ancestors now, yesterday and always. So it will be! Posts: 2483 | From: Ala Igbo | Registered: Apr 2004
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Abi na true talk be that? We wan know as una be sweety, sweety these past few days.
You guys are great, man. I love you all. You kill me with your njakiri young man, you do. You got me. Still laughing my butt off.
Nwa Afor
It's all good. All is well that ends well they say.
___________________ BIAFRA: The land of my ancestors now, yesterday and always. So it will be! Posts: 2483 | From: Ala Igbo | Registered: Apr 2004
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You better come to me, so that we can find our to get IRS off your ass. See I told you to stop chasing all those loose women in Houston. Better stop making babies.
You no wan increase Igbo population for yankee land? Na him be say you be Igbo enemy if you too no dey do youe part for LA. Make you no tell me say naija woman fit pusy weep you.
Oh am all caught up on my CS though.
___________________ Feel me? Ofu onye ana asi unu abia go. - Ednut Igbo-American . www.airamericaradio.com visit her. Posts: 2447 | From: Mother Earth | Registered: Mar 2001
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Thanks for finally coming in here to do your thing. But I have to say that this is not one of your best however, it still got me laughing. Any write-up that can do that deserves a Bravo.
Like I told you in another thread, this forum needs laughter at this difficult time of crazy forumites using different handles hoping to get away with it.
___________________ BIAFRA MUST RISE AGAIN. LONG LIVE BIAFRA!! Posts: 1080 | From: California, USA. | Registered: Oct 2002
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The accrued tax for my Powerball lottery wins was deducted at source, so the microscopic eye of the FBI will find nothing with bababoyz financial windfall.
How I wish though.
I agree with NwaBiafra, this piece ranked low in the annals of TB collections on BNW, but reading it still exposed my coffee tainted teeth with a smile.
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