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Thompson Buraimoh
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Case#: BNWAA 05214689
BNW Name: Rudek30May
Alias: Bush Doctor
Place of birth: Sokoto
Missing City: BNW World
Missing Country: United States
Sex: Unknown
Race: Nigga
Missing since 2002
Last Seen: Smoking crack in an alley of a Southside Chicago housing project. The native doctor may have been held for money he owe drug dealers.

Case#: BNWAA 05013525
BNW Name: Jude Olisa
Alias: Cleanhead
Place of birth: Nkwerre not Ikwerre
Missing City: Abuja
Missing country: BiafraNigeria
Sex: Male
Race: Nigga
Missing since 2004
Last seen: Murtala Mohammed International Airport being questioned by the SSS. May have been abducted by Uncle Sege’s Gestapo.

Case#: BNWAA 05016016
BNW Namw: Ijeomaannuntu
Alias: Sunshine Baby
Place of birth: Degema
Missing city: Bogota
Missing country: Colombia
Sex: Female
Race: Whore
Missing since 2002
Last seen: On transit at Amsterdam transporting a dozen prostitutes to her clients in Italy.

Case#: BNWAA 04123141
BNW Name: COLO
Alias:Peacemaker
Place of birth: Bakassi Peninsula
Missing City: BNW World
Missing country: United States
Sex: Male
Race: Absolutely black
Missing since 2001
Last seen: Interrogated by FBI for raping his clients.

Case#: BNWAA05016710
BNW Name: Mota Ogallala
Alias: The Proud Native American
Place of birth: Ogallala, Nebraska, USA
Missing city: BNW World
Missing country: United States
Sex: Male
Race: Multiple cast---Black, white, green, yellow, native American, Oriental, Arabian—all combined.
Missing since 2004
[b]Last seen:
In the woods of Ogallala, Nebraska, reading MODERN DRUNKARD Magazine.

Case#: BNWAA04012815
BNW Name: Rufukuku
Alias: The Knucklehead
Place of birth: Auchi, Edo State
Missing city: Soho, London
Missing country: England
Sex: Unknown. May be transversal
Race: Creole of BNW
Missing since 2004
Last seen: In a South West London Irish pub unable to distinguish between a reggae club and Hard Rock Café.

Case#: BNWAA03021100
BNW Name: Clement Ikpatt
Alias: Obong
Place of birth: Yaoundé, Cameroon
Missing city: BNW World
Missing country: United States
Sex: Bisexual
Race: Animal Kingdom
Missing since 2002
Last seen: In the jungle where the fittest survives

Case#: BNWAA04126921
BNW Name: Opon Ifa
Alias: Hit And Run
POB: Ijebu Ode
Missing city: BNW World
Missing country: United States
Sex: Female
Race: Unknown origin
Missing since 2003
Last seen: Still predicting Uncle Sege’s third term

Case#: BNWAA03032902
BNW Name: Yvette
Alias: Brown Chocolate
POB: St. Paul, MN
Missing city:BNW World
Missing country: United States
Sex: Female
Race: African-American
Missing since 2003
Last Seen: In a threesome turned ugly

Case#:BNWAA04121414
BNW Name: Anaedo
Alias: Okoro Sr.
POB: Abonema
Missing city: Skid Row
Missing country United States
Sex: Homosexual
Race: Dangerous Nigga
Missing since 2003
Last seen: On skid row exchanging needles

Case#: BNWAA01091840
BNW Name: Chudie Sokie
Alias: Biafran Warrior
Missing city: Okigwe
Missing Country: MASSOB Country
POB: Equatorial Guinea
Sex: Male
Race: Mixed
Missing since 2002
Last seen: This local warlord who still believes in the rightfulness and eventual victory of the Biafran struggle was last seen on Highway To Heaven quoting Genesis 1:29

Case#:BNWAA04120020
BNW Name: Tunde Onabanjo
Alias: The Sage
POB: Okitipupa
Missing city: BNW World
Missing country: United States
Sex: Male
Race: Unknown
Missing since 2004
Last seen: In a plea bargain to save Adelphia founder John Riggs and his son Timothy from going to jail for looting the cable TV firm. No wonder my cable bill was so high.

Case#: BNWAA03091580
BNW Name: I. G. Nwafor
Alias: Kekere
POB: Ahoada
Missing city: BNW World
Missing country: United States
Sex: Male
Race: Absolutely Igbo
Missing since 2002
Last seen: Oshodi Bus Stop

Case#: BNWAA02115681
BNW Name: Africa West
Alias: Playboy
POB: Iyaro, Benin City
Missing city: Westham
Missing country: England
Sex: Male
Race: Descendant of King Jaja of Opobo
Missing since 2002
Last seen: In Amsterdam soliciting prostitutes. Some say Wacko and Mr. Fathead held him ransom.
Circumstances: May have been kidnapped by Nwa Aro who claims Playboy stole Amanda “Madam Do Good” Wekson from him. Now we know why Nwa Aro is pissed.

Please note: If you have any information on the subjects above, contact your local BNW police post, or if you know of any other missing persons, post it right here.

This place just rocks!

I LIVE HERE, PERIOD!

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TB!!!

AH! AH!

YA GATSIT GOWIN oWN MEIN!
EASY ON IJ THO.

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It is of bad taste to refer to anyone as nigga, that is a person of dispicable race or ethnicity with an infinite brian of nothing. It depicts a troubling pathology perpetuated by Jim Crow, an infamous white man, glamorized by people like you as cool. How sad.

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Waypoint

Lighten up brother, I think TB used that word as a comic, some African American Comedianshave ridicule that words before. TB I was laughing at some of those Like Africawest and Tunde Onabanjo defending the Adelphia cable kingpins.

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Those African Americans were products of ghetto up bringing or criminogenic environment. However it is used or implied, the "n" word is a fighting word violation,offensive, disgraceful and should be avoided. Copy that.


Hail Biafra.

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The following report just came in:

Case#: BNWAA05012368
BNW Name: Wind
Alias: The Fish
POB: Effurun
Missing city: Anchorage, Alaska
Missing country: United States
Sex: Homosexual
Race: Half cast--father is Lebanese
Missing since 2002.
Last seen: Somewhere in Fairbanks, Alaska, pleading for revoked license on fishing and games violation.

Case#: BNWAA04324115
BNW Name: Kajethan O.
Alias: Catastrophic
POB: Dugbe Market, Ibadan
Missing city: BNW World
Missing country: United States
Sex: Male
Race: Absolutely Igbo
Missing since 2003
Last seen: Betting the horses and bragging for a win at Kentucky Derby.

Waypoint1/2Biafra:

Niggas like you who pretend to be Creole and Uncle Tom ain't nothing new, and we encounter them all the time. Just deal with it and be real, my nigga! When was the last time you had a blow job? By the way, have you seen Yvette lately?

Ukaobasi:

I hear you, man! You think 'am scared of the homosexuals? No way, Jose!

Please, do report any missing person(s) you know of.

Biafra:

How's your mistress? Trust me, I won't tell your wife.

I LIVE HERE, PERIOD!

[ January 06, 2005, 12:57 AM: Message edited by: Thompson Buraimoh ]

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TB:

Man must wack now! For your information, I am Black, of the darkest color of the Black Race. Seriously, are you sure your cable problems are not due to recent clamp down on bootleg cable? [Big Grin]

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TB:
Your sense of humor with the application of the 'N' word cannot be classified as funny, "bad" as in good or entertaining, it is simply juvenile, unclassy and it lessons your dignity as a glorified stooge in this County [BNW]. You lack the orginality. Your neither an American born or ghetto fabulous and that my friend makes you a bleached raisen in the sun. Take my advise, the readiest and surest way to get rid of your oblique sense of stooge, is to correct yourself. copy that.

Hail Biafra.

[ January 06, 2005, 04:15 AM: Message edited by: Waypoint1Biafra ]

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Waypoint1Biafra:

You're right about African-Americans who use the "n" word. Usually they have been brought up in less than desirable surroundings, whereas many others are from families that do not now and have never condoned the use of such in any polite society. But to be fair, any one of African descent living in America, whether hailing from the Great Diaspora or lately come, is subject to being called the "n" word at any time by the racists and supremacists of this age. Therefore, while it is a fighting word indeed, if it is voiced by any black or African person, it is not usually perceived as an insult by African-Americans in general. Nevertheless you are right to discourage its use among us, a habit that never should have taken hold. Dalu.

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I am not like you I don't have a mistress. I didn't have sexual relation with that woman, mistress, I have a work to do TB.

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TB

I am not missing just I went into ROm, you know man pickin is trying to making living in this tough land.

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You and Ukaobsi hanging out and sip cognac. TB I hope you will not come with a small tape recorder.

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Folks

Firstly, let me start by wishing all a very “Happy New Year”.

I can’t help noticing some of the brothers making a call, saying they are alive and kicking. Good to know.

TB, seems you’ve discovered the right button to press.

Stay well.

Nwoookem Nkem

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It is sad to see all you clowns miss me .how ever I was vacationing at gitmo bay with my fellow fanatics it was refreshing with no human rights and some water torture I am a new man.
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The Amber Alert is actually working! Three of the missing persons have been found within 24 hours of its activation.

I hope one will be activated on Amanda soon, so she can come and finally explain how much she gave to Chimpboy out of the fundraising collections they pocketed together.

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Nice try Bababomboyz

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Waypoint1/4Biafra:

I have reduced you to a quarter. How about that? Are you mad at me or something? Come on, man, relax and drink your Guinness for life is too short, my nigga!

My job, getting paid at BNW is to make people enjoy the brilliant stuff of comedy coupled with creativity. I'm gettin' paid and you're not. You got that, my nigga?

I have something for you. See what the white folks think about niggas like you. Meanwhile, enjoy:

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Please Note:

For those of you who heard it, this is the article Dee Lee was reading this morning on a New York radio station. For those of you who didn't hear it, this is very deep and true! BLACKS DON'T READ. This is very deep, and unfortunately, very true! This is a heavy piece and a Caucasian wrote it.

THEY ARE STILL OUR SLAVES

We can continue to reap profits from the Blacks without the effort of physical slavery. Look at the current methods of containment that they use on themselves:

IGNORANCE, GREED, and SELFISHNESS.

Their IGNORANCE is the primary weapon of containment. A great man once said, "The best way to hidesomething from Black people is to put it in a book." We now live in the Information Age. They have gained the opportunity to read any book on any subject through the efforts of their fight for freedom, yet they refuse to read. There are
numerous books readily available at Borders, Barnes &Noble, and Amazon.com, not to mention their own Black Bookstores that provide solid blueprints to reach economic equality (which should have been their fight all along), but few read consistently, if at all.

GREED is another powerful weapon of containment. Blacks, since the abolition of slavery, have had large amounts of money at their disposal. Last year they spent 10 billion dollars during Christmas, out of their 450 billion dollars in total yearly income (2.22%). Any of us can use them as our target market, for any business venture we care to dream up, no matter how outlandish, they will buy into it. Being primarily a consumer people, they function totally by greed. They continually want more, with little thought for saving or investing.They would rather buy some new sneaker than invest in starting a business. Some even neglect their children to have the latest Tommy or FUBU, And they still think that having a Mercedes, and a big house gives them "Status" or that they have achieved the American Dream. They are fools! The vast majority of their people are still in poverty because their greed holds them back from collectively making better communities. With the help of BET, and the rest of their black media that often broadcasts destructive images into their own homes, we will continue to see huge profits like those of Tommy and Nike. (Tommy Hilfiger has even jeered them, saying he doesn't want their money, and look at how the fools spend more with him than ever before!). They'll continue to show off to each other while we build solid communities with the profits from our businesses that we market to them.

SELFISHNESS, ingrained in their minds through slavery, is one of the major ways we can continue to contain them. One of their own, Dubois said that there was an innate division in their culture. A "Talented Tenth" he called it. He was correct in his deduction that there are segments of their culture that has achieved some "form" of success. However, that segment missed the fullness of his work. They didn't read that the "Talented Tenth" was then responsible to aid The Non-Talented Ninety Percent in achieving a better life. Instead, that segment has created another class, a Buppie class that looks down on their people or aids them in a condescending manner. They will never achieve what we have.

Their selfishness does not allow them to be able
to work together on any project or endeavor of
substance. When they do get together, their
selfishness lets their egos get in the way of their goal. Their so-called help organizations seem to only want to promote their name without making any real change in their community. They are content to sit in conferences and conventions in our hotels, and talk about what they will do, while they award plaques to the best speakers, not the best doers. Is there no end to their selfishness? They steadfastly refuse to see that TOGETHER EACH ACHIEVES MORE (TEAM)! They do not understand that they are no better than each other of what they own fact, most of those Buppies are but one or two paychecks away from poverty. All of which is under the control of our pens in our offices and our rooms. Yes, we will continue to contain them as long as they refuse to read, continue to buy anything they want, and keep thinking they are "helping" their communities by paying dues to organizations which do little other than hold lavish conventions in our hotels. By the way, don't worry about any of them reading this letter, remember, 'THEY DON'T READ!!!!

(Prove them wrong. Please pass this on! After Reading it..)



[ January 07, 2005, 02:25 AM: Message edited by: Thompson Buraimoh ]

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You can't take your eyes off Thompson Buraimoh. He is funny and full of surprises, and without a doubt, the Richard Pryor of his time. Keep it coming, my man!
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You are just too much. Your sense of humor is
amazing. You made me laugh until i dropped. Your sense of humor makes BNW very exciting, above all your amber alert is working. You are a great guy.

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TB:

When I saw the title of this thread, I thought it had something to do with Amber Frey, the woman who had an affair with wife killer Scott Peterson. I am just keeping a low profile and taking in the great debates going on here. The Gestapo set me free after I threatened to set Nwa Aro on them. You know, just like you, Obasanjo and his Gestapo live here.

[ January 07, 2005, 08:57 PM: Message edited by: Jude Olisa ]

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Wow TB

Your Amber Alert is working, even brother Jude Olisa have just came out from hiding. I hope Obasanjo Gestapo will not unleash SSS on Him.

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Case#: BNWAA ?
BNW Name: Thompson Buraimoh
Alias: chichi man
Place of birth: yenagoa
Missing City: where there is money
Missing Country: moneyland
Sex: 50% bleaching cream (50% alien)
Race: swamp niggerdude
Missing since: 05 Jan 05
Last Seen: With a limp wood after failing to perform to the meaty bleached effurun wet & willing. Listening to music as a sub.

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You tried but you can't match TB. So kenny keep your day job, this comedian thing will not work for you.

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TB:

How many times have I told you to leave me alone? For the last time, let this constitute a fair warning and please leave me alone.

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Ligten up, You see TB's Amber alert is working it even brought you out.

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TB,

I fail to show up in this forum for a few days due to the reason I already stated in another thread, what did you do??... you came up with another classic you are noted for.

Well, my friend it looks like you finally listened to all my pleas and came out with a humorous write-up.

After reading what you wrote brother, what happened to me resembled a notable TV commercial " I HAVE FALLEN AND ICAN'T GET UP" truthfully I'm on the floor laughing.

Keep up the humor because we need it in here.

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quote:
I HAVE FALLEN AND ICAN'T GET UP" truthfully I'm on the floor laughing. - NwaBiafra
lolol, now you got me rolling too.

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