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Case#: BNWAA 05214689 BNW Name: Rudek30May Alias: Bush Doctor Place of birth: Sokoto Missing City: BNW World Missing Country: United States Sex: Unknown Race: Nigga Missing since 2002 Last Seen: Smoking crack in an alley of a Southside Chicago housing project. The native doctor may have been held for money he owe drug dealers.
Case#: BNWAA 05013525 BNW Name: Jude Olisa Alias: Cleanhead Place of birth: Nkwerre not Ikwerre Missing City: Abuja Missing country: BiafraNigeria Sex: Male Race: Nigga Missing since 2004 Last seen: Murtala Mohammed International Airport being questioned by the SSS. May have been abducted by Uncle Sege’s Gestapo.
Case#: BNWAA 05016016 BNW Namw: Ijeomaannuntu Alias: Sunshine Baby Place of birth: Degema Missing city: Bogota Missing country: Colombia Sex: Female Race: Whore Missing since 2002 Last seen: On transit at Amsterdam transporting a dozen prostitutes to her clients in Italy.
Case#: BNWAA 04123141 BNW Name: COLO Alias:Peacemaker Place of birth: Bakassi Peninsula Missing City: BNW World Missing country: United States Sex: Male Race: Absolutely black Missing since 2001 Last seen: Interrogated by FBI for raping his clients.
Case#: BNWAA05016710 BNW Name: Mota Ogallala Alias: The Proud Native American Place of birth: Ogallala, Nebraska, USA Missing city: BNW World Missing country: United States Sex: Male Race: Multiple cast---Black, white, green, yellow, native American, Oriental, Arabian—all combined. Missing since 2004 [b]Last seen: In the woods of Ogallala, Nebraska, reading MODERN DRUNKARD Magazine.
Case#: BNWAA04012815 BNW Name: Rufukuku Alias: The Knucklehead Place of birth: Auchi, Edo State Missing city: Soho, London Missing country: England Sex: Unknown. May be transversal Race: Creole of BNW Missing since 2004 Last seen: In a South West London Irish pub unable to distinguish between a reggae club and Hard Rock Café.
Case#: BNWAA03021100 BNW Name: Clement Ikpatt Alias: Obong Place of birth: Yaoundé, Cameroon Missing city: BNW World Missing country: United States Sex: Bisexual Race: Animal Kingdom Missing since 2002 Last seen: In the jungle where the fittest survives
Case#: BNWAA04126921 BNW Name: Opon Ifa Alias: Hit And Run POB: Ijebu Ode Missing city: BNW World Missing country: United States Sex: Female Race: Unknown origin Missing since 2003 Last seen: Still predicting Uncle Sege’s third term
Case#: BNWAA03032902 BNW Name: Yvette Alias: Brown Chocolate POB: St. Paul, MN Missing city:BNW World Missing country: United States Sex: Female Race: African-American Missing since 2003 Last Seen: In a threesome turned ugly
Case#:BNWAA04121414 BNW Name: Anaedo Alias: Okoro Sr. POB: Abonema Missing city: Skid Row Missing country United States Sex: Homosexual Race: Dangerous Nigga Missing since 2003 Last seen: On skid row exchanging needles
Case#: BNWAA01091840 BNW Name: Chudie Sokie Alias: Biafran Warrior Missing city: Okigwe Missing Country: MASSOB Country POB: Equatorial Guinea Sex: Male Race: Mixed Missing since 2002 Last seen: This local warlord who still believes in the rightfulness and eventual victory of the Biafran struggle was last seen on Highway To Heaven quoting Genesis 1:29
Case#:BNWAA04120020 BNW Name: Tunde Onabanjo Alias: The Sage POB: Okitipupa Missing city: BNW World Missing country: United States Sex: Male Race: Unknown Missing since 2004 Last seen: In a plea bargain to save Adelphia founder John Riggs and his son Timothy from going to jail for looting the cable TV firm. No wonder my cable bill was so high.
Case#: BNWAA03091580 BNW Name: I. G. Nwafor Alias: Kekere POB: Ahoada Missing city: BNW World Missing country: United States Sex: Male Race: Absolutely Igbo Missing since 2002 Last seen: Oshodi Bus Stop
Case#: BNWAA02115681 BNW Name: Africa West Alias: Playboy POB: Iyaro, Benin City Missing city: Westham Missing country: England Sex: Male Race: Descendant of King Jaja of Opobo Missing since 2002 Last seen: In Amsterdam soliciting prostitutes. Some say Wacko and Mr. Fathead held him ransom. Circumstances: May have been kidnapped by Nwa Aro who claims Playboy stole Amanda “Madam Do Good” Wekson from him. Now we know why Nwa Aro is pissed.
Please note: If you have any information on the subjects above, contact your local BNW police post, or if you know of any other missing persons, post it right here.
This place just rocks!
I LIVE HERE, PERIOD!
___________________ THE MORE YOU LOOK THE LESS YOU SEE Posts: 539 | From: Sin City, Sin World | Registered: Mar 2001
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It is of bad taste to refer to anyone as nigga, that is a person of dispicable race or ethnicity with an infinite brian of nothing. It depicts a troubling pathology perpetuated by Jim Crow, an infamous white man, glamorized by people like you as cool. How sad.
Hail Biafra
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Lighten up brother, I think TB used that word as a comic, some African American Comedianshave ridicule that words before. TB I was laughing at some of those Like Africawest and Tunde Onabanjo defending the Adelphia cable kingpins.
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Those African Americans were products of ghetto up bringing or criminogenic environment. However it is used or implied, the "n" word is a fighting word violation,offensive, disgraceful and should be avoided. Copy that.
Hail Biafra.
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Case#: BNWAA05012368 BNW Name: Wind Alias: The Fish POB: Effurun Missing city: Anchorage, Alaska Missing country: United States Sex: Homosexual Race: Half cast--father is Lebanese Missing since 2002. Last seen: Somewhere in Fairbanks, Alaska, pleading for revoked license on fishing and games violation.
Case#: BNWAA04324115 BNW Name: Kajethan O. Alias: Catastrophic POB: Dugbe Market, Ibadan Missing city: BNW World Missing country: United States Sex: Male Race: Absolutely Igbo Missing since 2003 Last seen: Betting the horses and bragging for a win at Kentucky Derby.
Waypoint1/2Biafra:
Niggas like you who pretend to be Creole and Uncle Tom ain't nothing new, and we encounter them all the time. Just deal with it and be real, my nigga! When was the last time you had a blow job? By the way, have you seen Yvette lately?
Ukaobasi:
I hear you, man! You think 'am scared of the homosexuals? No way, Jose!
Please, do report any missing person(s) you know of.
Biafra:
How's your mistress? Trust me, I won't tell your wife.
Man must wack now! For your information, I am Black, of the darkest color of the Black Race. Seriously, are you sure your cable problems are not due to recent clamp down on bootleg cable?
___________________ No Nonsense Posts: 79 | Registered: Mar 2001
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TB: Your sense of humor with the application of the 'N' word cannot be classified as funny, "bad" as in good or entertaining, it is simply juvenile, unclassy and it lessons your dignity as a glorified stooge in this County [BNW]. You lack the orginality. Your neither an American born or ghetto fabulous and that my friend makes you a bleached raisen in the sun. Take my advise, the readiest and surest way to get rid of your oblique sense of stooge, is to correct yourself. copy that.
Hail Biafra.
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You're right about African-Americans who use the "n" word. Usually they have been brought up in less than desirable surroundings, whereas many others are from families that do not now and have never condoned the use of such in any polite society. But to be fair, any one of African descent living in America, whether hailing from the Great Diaspora or lately come, is subject to being called the "n" word at any time by the racists and supremacists of this age. Therefore, while it is a fighting word indeed, if it is voiced by any black or African person, it is not usually perceived as an insult by African-Americans in general. Nevertheless you are right to discourage its use among us, a habit that never should have taken hold. Dalu.
___________________ The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves... Posts: 660 | From: Valle del Sol | Registered: Nov 2004
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It is sad to see all you clowns miss me .how ever I was vacationing at gitmo bay with my fellow fanatics it was refreshing with no human rights and some water torture I am a new man.
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The Amber Alert is actually working! Three of the missing persons have been found within 24 hours of its activation.
I hope one will be activated on Amanda soon, so she can come and finally explain how much she gave to Chimpboy out of the fundraising collections they pocketed together.
I have reduced you to a quarter. How about that? Are you mad at me or something? Come on, man, relax and drink your Guinness for life is too short, my nigga!
My job, getting paid at BNW is to make people enjoy the brilliant stuff of comedy coupled with creativity. I'm gettin' paid and you're not. You got that, my nigga?
I have something for you. See what the white folks think about niggas like you. Meanwhile, enjoy:
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For those of you who heard it, this is the article Dee Lee was reading this morning on a New York radio station. For those of you who didn't hear it, this is very deep and true! BLACKS DON'T READ. This is very deep, and unfortunately, very true! This is a heavy piece and a Caucasian wrote it.
THEY ARE STILL OUR SLAVES
We can continue to reap profits from the Blacks without the effort of physical slavery. Look at the current methods of containment that they use on themselves:
IGNORANCE, GREED, and SELFISHNESS.
Their IGNORANCE is the primary weapon of containment. A great man once said, "The best way to hidesomething from Black people is to put it in a book." We now live in the Information Age. They have gained the opportunity to read any book on any subject through the efforts of their fight for freedom, yet they refuse to read. There are numerous books readily available at Borders, Barnes &Noble, and Amazon.com, not to mention their own Black Bookstores that provide solid blueprints to reach economic equality (which should have been their fight all along), but few read consistently, if at all.
GREED is another powerful weapon of containment. Blacks, since the abolition of slavery, have had large amounts of money at their disposal. Last year they spent 10 billion dollars during Christmas, out of their 450 billion dollars in total yearly income (2.22%). Any of us can use them as our target market, for any business venture we care to dream up, no matter how outlandish, they will buy into it. Being primarily a consumer people, they function totally by greed. They continually want more, with little thought for saving or investing.They would rather buy some new sneaker than invest in starting a business. Some even neglect their children to have the latest Tommy or FUBU, And they still think that having a Mercedes, and a big house gives them "Status" or that they have achieved the American Dream. They are fools! The vast majority of their people are still in poverty because their greed holds them back from collectively making better communities. With the help of BET, and the rest of their black media that often broadcasts destructive images into their own homes, we will continue to see huge profits like those of Tommy and Nike. (Tommy Hilfiger has even jeered them, saying he doesn't want their money, and look at how the fools spend more with him than ever before!). They'll continue to show off to each other while we build solid communities with the profits from our businesses that we market to them.
SELFISHNESS, ingrained in their minds through slavery, is one of the major ways we can continue to contain them. One of their own, Dubois said that there was an innate division in their culture. A "Talented Tenth" he called it. He was correct in his deduction that there are segments of their culture that has achieved some "form" of success. However, that segment missed the fullness of his work. They didn't read that the "Talented Tenth" was then responsible to aid The Non-Talented Ninety Percent in achieving a better life. Instead, that segment has created another class, a Buppie class that looks down on their people or aids them in a condescending manner. They will never achieve what we have.
Their selfishness does not allow them to be able to work together on any project or endeavor of substance. When they do get together, their selfishness lets their egos get in the way of their goal. Their so-called help organizations seem to only want to promote their name without making any real change in their community. They are content to sit in conferences and conventions in our hotels, and talk about what they will do, while they award plaques to the best speakers, not the best doers. Is there no end to their selfishness? They steadfastly refuse to see that TOGETHER EACH ACHIEVES MORE (TEAM)! They do not understand that they are no better than each other of what they own fact, most of those Buppies are but one or two paychecks away from poverty. All of which is under the control of our pens in our offices and our rooms. Yes, we will continue to contain them as long as they refuse to read, continue to buy anything they want, and keep thinking they are "helping" their communities by paying dues to organizations which do little other than hold lavish conventions in our hotels. By the way, don't worry about any of them reading this letter, remember, 'THEY DON'T READ!!!!
(Prove them wrong. Please pass this on! After Reading it..)
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You can't take your eyes off Thompson Buraimoh. He is funny and full of surprises, and without a doubt, the Richard Pryor of his time. Keep it coming, my man!
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TB You are just too much. Your sense of humor is amazing. You made me laugh until i dropped. Your sense of humor makes BNW very exciting, above all your amber alert is working. You are a great guy.
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When I saw the title of this thread, I thought it had something to do with Amber Frey, the woman who had an affair with wife killer Scott Peterson. I am just keeping a low profile and taking in the great debates going on here. The Gestapo set me free after I threatened to set Nwa Aro on them. You know, just like you, Obasanjo and his Gestapo live here.
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Case#: BNWAA ? BNW Name: Thompson Buraimoh Alias: chichi man Place of birth: yenagoa Missing City: where there is money Missing Country: moneyland Sex: 50% bleaching cream (50% alien) Race: swamp niggerdude Missing since: 05 Jan 05 Last Seen: With a limp wood after failing to perform to the meaty bleached effurun wet & willing. Listening to music as a sub.
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I fail to show up in this forum for a few days due to the reason I already stated in another thread, what did you do??... you came up with another classic you are noted for.
Well, my friend it looks like you finally listened to all my pleas and came out with a humorous write-up.
After reading what you wrote brother, what happened to me resembled a notable TV commercial " I HAVE FALLEN AND ICAN'T GET UP" truthfully I'm on the floor laughing.
Keep up the humor because we need it in here.
___________________ BIAFRA MUST RISE AGAIN. LONG LIVE BIAFRA!! Posts: 1080 | From: California, USA. | Registered: Oct 2002
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quote: I HAVE FALLEN AND ICAN'T GET UP" truthfully I'm on the floor laughing. - NwaBiafra
lolol, now you got me rolling too.
___________________ BIAFRA: The land of my ancestors now, yesterday and always. So it will be! Posts: 2482 | From: Ala Igbo | Registered: Apr 2004
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