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May your enemies struggle to hide their past like James Ibori, may they run helter skelter like Chris Ngige, and when they struggle, may they be frustrated like Chris Uba..." "In 2005, may you manage your enemies better than Audu Ogbeh". "May our lives not be as meaningless as Obasanjo's speeches and reforms. But may our happiness increase like fuel prices in BiafraNigeria. I hope this is a "good wish".Have a wonderful day/Laugh
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Where have you been man? We miss those reports from Naija. Here are some funny New Year wishes:
quote:Wishing you and yours a Very Happy New Year!
May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your ophthalmologist, your psychiatrist, your cardiologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your gynecologist, your podiatrist, your plumber, and the IRS.
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your love handles, and your stocks never fall .
May your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count, your weight, and your property assessments never increase.
May you laugh at yourself and realize if you were supposed to touch your toes while exercising, the Lord would have placed them further up, and may you realize the reason so many people take up jogging is to hear heavy breathing again.
___________________ The only solution is to divide BiafraNigeria. If not now, then when? If not us, then who? Posts: 173 | Registered: Mar 2001
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