My wifey called me this afternoon and wanted me to place an order for the thanksgiving dinner (Turkey and stuffing/side dishes). We usually buy from this other grocery’s kitchen but last year, she said that the Turkey was just too dry. This year, based on last years experience and her friend’s recommendation, I called Luby’s restaurant.
But before I placed the call, I looked up their website to get myself up graded on what they have and other vital information. When I finally made the call, I followed the instructions of the pre-recorded phone assistant (computer) to get this lady on the phone. I told her that I wanted the holiday dinner package for this thanksgiving and that I was considering either the whole roasted Turkey or the smoked Turkey. She said ok that they have both. I then told her that I needed to know the difference between the two to help me make up my mind so that I can get the perfect dinner for my family. I needed to know the difference between a smoked turkey and a roasted turkey. I told her I was a novice and needed her help with this decision and wanted to know if the roasted one was cooked In the oven and the smoked one cooked in a pit.
To my surprise, the Pooky sounding lady told me that “sir, one is roasted and the other one is smoked”.
Huh ?
I said that I already figured that out and that is why I am having this conversation. I needed to know what it means for one to be smoked and the other roasted.
She asked if she can put me on hold so as to talk to her assistant. After a few minutes, Pooky’s cousin came back and told me that she will like to take my information and that she will call me back soon. I obliged her and after waiting for her call for over 75 minutes, I decided to call back and pray that some one else will pick the call. I was lucky and my order went through. Happy thanksgiving and guys, give your family a break and order early so madam will not have to spend all day cooking and then messing up the meal.
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I couldn't agree more, but I really laughed my head off at your conversation with the lady. Hope you had a lovely thanks giving. Merry xmas and a wonderful new year to you, your family and every reader or poster at BNW.
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Look, "Dr.," I hate you and you better know it. What do you know about Thanksgiving? I hope you know it's not some kind of a refugee camp in Belgium where you seek asylum. Moron!
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Enjoy you bail while you can you morpet, your 419 have been exposed and I'm sure that time you went quite, you were in jail in Abuja or Benin City and was one of those criminals paraded for news people as they were led away into jail for international 419. Now you're on bail you could rake as much as you can as there is no internet in Nigerian prison.But like the Ijaw wayo man you are, if you like to know what thanksgiving day in the States mean just ask and don't try to cover your ignorance with guyness. As for you hating me, don't I know it. It's not just me you hate, but you hate all Igbos don't try to make it just me shoho wawa, mutum banza, omo odo and anu nmparma.
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Kokori I hope your bail have not been Revoked or is you anti-Igbo brain don kpafuka omo Ijaw.
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Can't you tell I have stopped talking to you? Why are you still chasing me around? I am not a faggot like you. I'm straight, moron!
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That is Precisely what you are because it is said that "it's a thief who calls people thieves" froccioni like you. I though you were intelligent, but I guess I've made a mistake Mr third class citizen.With imbeciles like you what hope has the Ijaw youth of tomorrow has. Go on warshipping the mallahs because they have the power, and cry in you shanty hut with no electricity that they're destroying the country finocchio. I know moron is the insult you know airhead, bozo, Weasel and the biggest morpet in the world.
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Oh, so it takes a thief to catch a thief, right? So you are really a faggot? I hope the vaseline doesn't make it hurt and you protect your black ass from bleeding. Moron!
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I'm not surprise dandawudu like you Oloshi go on fantasizing, but remember it's death penality if you are caught practicing sodomi. Sorry for the Benin people who let you stay among them, you soddomite. They should throw you into Ekpomo river you weasel, cured of the gods. When you raised the Ijaw problems and how your people have now become a third class citizens in their mother land, I thought you are educated. But now I've come to know that you're nothing but an ignorant wannobe who post rubbish and copy other people's ideas. Ode, okuri oshi, morpet and mutum banza.Being an hausa worshiper, why don't you go and live among them froccio, dandawudu, finocchioni and puffter as they might have a place for you and get the help out of Benin City before they burn you to a stake for being an abomination to them, capisci froccioni
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Why are you crying "Dr" 419? I haven't started dealing with you yet. You know the truth hurts.
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Ode, I don't know why they left you imbecile post rubish in this wonderful site. Because nobody have borded to repliy to your nonsense, you think because I respond to your insults, you've found a way of increasing your rubish points to 32 useless postings. I'm sure you're over the moon that a doctor has time to reply your nonsense, you ignoramus who hates the Igbos. This will be my last response to you idiot, grow up or I'll confirm that I've been communicating to an oniya or even a kid. So long sucker!! and find yourself another buffoon like you to antagonise. HAIL BIAFRA THE LAND OF THE RAISING SUN: NOW AND FOREVER AMEN!!!!!!!
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