1) A man will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn't want.2) A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3) A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4) To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and lovr him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot, give her food, sex, and not try to understand her at all.
5) married men live longer than single men--but married men are are a lot willing to die.
6) Any married man should forget his mistakes--there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7) Men make up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8) A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she wont change and she does.
9) A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10) There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman--before marriage and after marriage.
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