Ponderable Points
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.I went to a bookstore and asked the salesman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Women like silent men, they think they’re listening.
Men are from earth, women are from earth, deal with it.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Before they invented drawing board, what did they go back to?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If work is so terrific, how come they pay you to do it?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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