Then came the real deal: sex. For six months this energetic young man traumatized his wife with unending sex, 24/7. One particular day, this young girl decided it was time to stop her husband's active sex drive. I mean, the husband did nothing but sex.

So one day this young girl took her complaints to the husband's community. She had bought a twenty-four pack of Guinness and a twenty-four pack of Becks and took it to the community chairman, awaiting the day of the next meeting. She did not tell her husband about the ongoing complaints. Meanwhile, the husband's sex drive was becoming unbearable threatening her to dissolve the marriage. He had told her about the performances of African American females. And she had heard about it, too.

On the day of the meeting in anticipation the chairman would rule on her favor, maybe, asking the husband to slow down since she was not a sex slave. Her complaint was, the husband had been enslaving her sexually. "Nothing but sex," she exclaimed.

The deliberation was funny and brief. The ruling: "Go back home and reconcile with your husband. There is nothing we can do about it since there was no record of domestic violence." They went back home and the girl left.

I am with you jare. That man needed to learn to make love to his wife. If he liked "African American" sex so much, why did he not marry an African American woman? Well, his sex must not have been that good, because she left him over sex. May be he should have done an improved version of what those white men did in "Sex is a N-I-G-G-E-R's Game," where they sat, watched, and learned while another man made love to their wife.

you don't throw in another wrench into this tory o. which wan you de bring oyibo style for this one pass me o. How man go seat idle watch another man do am to his wife me no understand that one o.

Let me let you in on some of their secrets...
They consume a lot of Ugba (oil bean) salad, Igbo kola nuts, bitternuts (akilu/agbilu), bitterleaf soup (ofe olugbu/onugbu), and bitter herbs (utazi).

If I were in the meeting, with the husband’s community, I could have discretely advised him to seek counselling. Because, you see my friend ICO, he had it all wrong; ‘about the performances of African American females’.

I am sure she had to do all the domestic, and in the end be willing to spread her legs at his command. Mba nu, this sister need’s also somebody to read to her, her rights.

One thing I liked about her though, is the fact that she did not just lie and spread leg, while thinking of Biafra or her community. At least she did something about it.

The relation to Biafra, was informed by the Queen Victoria era. It is a known fact, there was a time, it was the lot of the english women, just to lie, spread their legs and think of England while their husbands do the thing (whether they are interested or not). Queen Victoria in her wisdom, didn’t think women should complain. Hence, today, there is this anecdote: ‘spread your leg and think of England’.