A friend sent me this, in the mail. If you do find it offensive I do Apologise.'Man who run in front of car get tired'
'Man who run behind car get exhausted'
'Virginity like ballon, one prick all gone'
'Passionate kiss like spiders web, soon lead to undoing of fly'
'Foolish man give wife grand piano, Wise man give wife upright organ'
'Man who scratch ass should not bite finger nail'
'Panties not best think on earth, but next to it'
'Wife who put husband in dog house, soon find him in cat house'
'Man who sleep in cat house by day, sleep in dog house by night'
'Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night'
' Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out'
' It takes many nails to build crib, but
one screw to fill it'
'Man who drive like hell,bound to get
there'
'Man who sit on tack, get point'
'Man who live in glass house ,should change in basement'
'Man who fishes in other mans well, often catch crab'
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