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Ednut
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The Perfect Employee?

1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum:

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the
report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd
numbered lines.

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Paul Ibekwe
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Ednut,
Hilarious! But you sure say no be you be that?

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Wacko
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Ednut, You don com Again! dem send you? I think your jokes should come with a health warning.

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Joy
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Ok Ednut, when are you going to sue the person that gave you such a horrible recomendation?

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Ednut
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Thanks guys but I did not create that. I found it in my inbox curtsy of my office mate.

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