I was going through my archive, and I made some interesting discovery(ies) - hope you’d love it.
Enjoy - Ummunna.
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Schwartz had the longest penis he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity." And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's schlong.
The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase.
I daresay, there are different reactions to this gist, I have been told, that some ladies reacted - by wishing they had made his acquaintance while he was alive.
So, one can characterise it as, different strokes for different folk's.
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