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Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called "Woman."
God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give "love" and compassion whenever needed.
Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?" God said "An arm and a leg, in some cases, your head, too."
Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?" The rest is now history.
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This Adam guy should have asked for a dog. Its only a dog that can fulfill all those fantastic duties he marshalled out. They are known to do everything unconditionally...well, just about. Hahahaha!
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Bro Chiboy, The God who created Adam does not even have such attitude. So the only one that comes to mind, who's gonna go along with his uncompromising demands is an obedient dog. That way, if Adam says, jump, the dog asks, how high?
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