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chiboy
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The preacher rose with a red face.
"Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the KKK
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party who
did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."
No one moved. The preacher continued, " Do you not have the nerve to face
me and admit this is a falsehood. Remember, you will be forgiven and in your
heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet.
Slowly a "drop dead" gorgeous blond with a body that would not stop rose
from the third pew. Her head was bowed and voice quivered as she spoke.
"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were
a member of the Klu Klux Klan. I told a couple of friends you were a wizard
under the sheets."

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Amanda Wekson
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Advocate # 79

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Geez! What better way to be sent to heaven...or was it cloud nine?

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Biafra
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Wow the Rev must have blushed till next sunday service. Well I guess the blonde is on her way to glorious heaven.

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