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Here is to a wonderfull weekend to you all.
Two dwarfs went on a vacation to Las Vegas.They decided to experience all Vegas had to offer and rented separate rooms for the evening in anticipation of what the night might bring.
So off they went gambling and partying all night and when it was time to go back to the hotel, they found themselves some nice ladies after parting with a few green backs. They said good night to each other and went to their seperate rooms with their lady guests.
It turned out to be a misereable night for the first dwarf as he could not get his groove going all night.To worsen his sadness, he kept hearing this noise from his friend next door.Everytime he listened he would here his friend next door shouting "1..2..3 hmmmph","1..2..3 hmmmph", "1..2..3 hmmmph" and this went on all night.
Well, the next day when the ladies were gone the frustrated dwarf narrated his story to his colleague whom he had envied all night. But to his surprise his friend told him "well at least you got to that stage, I was trying to climb onto the bed all night ".
How tall or rather how short were the dwarfs?. And how high or rather how low were the beds?
Just curious as I'm not particularly very tall(wink)
___________________ Awo's political idea was based on the assumption that any town beyond Owo was Igbo or Hausa. Awo was not socialised; he was not a good mixer because he did not have the opportunity, which the secondary school offered. ~TOS Benson, Baba Oba of Lagos
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Nah....I probably would ask to be carried. Midgets ain't very heavy you know(wink
___________________ Awo's political idea was based on the assumption that any town beyond Owo was Igbo or Hausa. Awo was not socialised; he was not a good mixer because he did not have the opportunity, which the secondary school offered. ~TOS Benson, Baba Oba of Lagos Posts: 2644 | From: United Kingdom | Registered: Apr 2001
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Going by Chiboy's theory ie midget2midget romance, I guess my answer to your question will have to be "Room service" as both pairs would need carrying.
___________________ Awo's political idea was based on the assumption that any town beyond Owo was Igbo or Hausa. Awo was not socialised; he was not a good mixer because he did not have the opportunity, which the secondary school offered. ~TOS Benson, Baba Oba of Lagos
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OU, Some midgets can be formidable. Considering the kind of waify-looking room services there are these days, I'm afraid, it'd be an uphill task to lift the midgies up.
[ June 21, 2001: Message edited by: Ohafia Udumeze ]
___________________ Awo's political idea was based on the assumption that any town beyond Owo was Igbo or Hausa. Awo was not socialised; he was not a good mixer because he did not have the opportunity, which the secondary school offered. ~TOS Benson, Baba Oba of Lagos
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