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1.Don't you have some laundry to do or something? 2.Oh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off. 3.You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread. 4.Wait a minute-I get it.What time of the month is it? 5.You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one? 6.I'm sorry. I was just picturing you naked. 7.Whoa, time out. Football is on. 8.Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning! 9.Is there any way we can do this via e-mail? And . . . 10.Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
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I ain't gettin' none b/c I choose to reserve/develop my scud missles for later depoyment. I see no need to misfire and as such weaken my missiles when I could keep them intact until the right target for them becomes available. You Lady B, don't want me being responsible for some weak Ojukwu soldiers now, do you?
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Ednut, To avoid ending up with "weak Ojukwu soldiers", I counsel you to stay off ice creams, hamburgers, "medium rare" steaks and artificial stuff. Stick with bitterleaf, insala, and pepper soups, cassava/plantain fufu, ugba salad, bitternuts, and Igbo cola nuts.
___________________ Forward ever, backward never! Posts: 1874 | From: USA | Registered: Mar 2001
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___________________ Awo's political idea was based on the assumption that any town beyond Owo was Igbo or Hausa. Awo was not socialised; he was not a good mixer because he did not have the opportunity, which the secondary school offered. ~TOS Benson, Baba Oba of Lagos
No I have NEVER been dumped in my life and that goes back to those glorious High School debating society days. I am not Oprah whipped too. May be you can relate.
Amanda,
Thanks but I will pass on the Kola nut.
___________________ Feel me? Ofu onye ana asi unu abia go. - Ednut Igbo-American . www.airamericaradio.com visit her.
High school debates eh? That figures, I thought I noticed a little imaturity or should I say growing pains in that joke.
Look if you are not getting any don't go around blaming Oprah, the real world is not your high school and with this attitude I see more pain in the horizon.
I almost forgot, when you are nice and ready they are going to ship you one cool mgbeke from Oji River so why worry about the Oprah crowd.
Ouch! That really hurt. Do you have to go there? Can we all just get along my Biafran brother? The defender of the feminine world. So tell me, which of the female class do you classify as Ugbeke?
___________________ Feel me? Ofu onye ana asi unu abia go. - Ednut Igbo-American . www.airamericaradio.com visit her.
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Guys, Please Cut Ednut some slacks. He already confessed he's not into Igbo/Biafra ladies. Even Paul Ibekwe can vouch that for him.
Ednut, I guess I better recommend those horse size vitamin pills that those steroid addicted "gym freaks" pop every few hours, and some "this bud's for you"!
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You guys have hurt Ednut a lot. Amanda, since Ednut is not getting any and seemingly desperate for a companionship; and with you preoccupied right now in a love jingle with Ohafia, why don't you recommend one of your female friends to Ednut?
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Paul, Ednut is getting more than plenty. Infact, he's suffering from aftershocks. Chiboy and OU's fear is that Ednut could end up having "little Obasanjos and Diyas".
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Ednut, Because I always look out for you, I think I have someone for you. She can redeem you and gently steer you home where you belong. She can also give you the nourishment that you'll ever need.
That wonderful lady is "Diane". I see that she has recently registered and poised to make her entrance. Now the wooing ball is in your court. Better play your cards well.
Amanda, thanks for your effort. I will e-mail dianne and see what see has to say. One question though, how tall is OU and how do you guys manage since you are very tall? I saw where you implied that you hard to carry him.
___________________ Feel me? Ofu onye ana asi unu abia go. - Ednut Igbo-American . www.airamericaradio.com visit her.
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Ednut, I doubt Dianne would go for "little Soyinkas" when she could have "little Ibiams and little Okparas".
Just imagine the cashew tree during the rainy season. Visualize how heavy the branches are with ripened succulent fruits. See how the branches carrying the succulent fruits droop down for easy access? So it is with OU.
___________________ Awo's political idea was based on the assumption that any town beyond Owo was Igbo or Hausa. Awo was not socialised; he was not a good mixer because he did not have the opportunity, which the secondary school offered. ~TOS Benson, Baba Oba of Lagos
Now, we all know that Ednut is not starved of any affection. Infact, one can never accuse him of being a hermiteous monk. He's quite popular with the ladies and as such, his gymnastic rituals are a do-without for him.
Ednut, quit playing "the innocent" and come out clean.
You know say after spending time for gym everyday and checking my biceps, God i just smile at the hand work of God with the help of my papa na mama. The thing be say I really no dey get some, chiboy is corect about that. chiboy! chiboy!!! chiboy!!!!. Gush, what a MATURE name for a MATURE guy.
___________________ Feel me? Ofu onye ana asi unu abia go. - Ednut Igbo-American . www.airamericaradio.com visit her.
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Hmm..Ednut, It seem you've been looking for love in all the wrong places (the gym, office, grocery stores, etc). Give sweet Dianne a hola...and be sweet about it.
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