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Hmm...na wa o. Is this what goes on in men's bathroom? So, no privacy at all? You guys must surely have gotten the short end of the stick. Hmm... I'm really happy I'm not a man.
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Nice one TB. I see you've been very busy(lol).
Lady B,
You might be disappointed to know I'm in number 4.
Before you rejoice too much; ever heard of the famous Paris unisex restrooms or Turkish "ladies"? Too gory too be put in print
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OU, I don't know...I'm even blushing.... But should I happen to stumble into the "infamous Paris unisex restrooms", I'm sure I'd let out a scream, do the number 4, and skip the last part. On the other hand, if I stumble into the "Turkish "ladies" bath, I'm not really sure what I'll do. It depends on what's going on in there. You would know....(wink), I'm all ears (lol).
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Turkish "ladies" don't have seats, so you do the math as they say.
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Talking about pissoir (comfort station) brings to mind what transpired in a Biafra Pub. For the sake of simplicity, let’s call our two actors Chukwuma (a Biafran war hero), and Onyigbo (New Breed Biafran).
Chukwuma and Onyigbo were out having a good time in a Biafran Pub, when Chukwuma decided to go to the pissoir, on coming back the right leg of his pants was wet, later when he went to men’s or comfort room again, this time it was the left leg of his pants that was wet, meanwhile Onyigbo was getting worried, thinking Chukwuma was already getting drunk. Coming back the third time with all his pants wet, Onyigbo could not help saying to Chukwuma, that it was time they left. No, Chukwuma insisted that he was fine. Then how come each time you have gone to the men’s room, your pants kept getting wet, Onyigbo inquired?
Oh that! Said Chukwma, You see each time I go to pee, there is always someone guy on seeing me, turns and says – ah! this is Chukwuma.
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