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Ednut
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Enjoy:

This woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear," she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck....."

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Ohafia Udumeze
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Advocate # 127

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Ednut,

That's what I call suspense. That lady should just pull his life support and then his bad luck will cease.

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Awo's political idea was based on the assumption that any town beyond Owo was Igbo or Hausa. Awo was not socialised; he was not a good mixer because he did not have the opportunity, which the secondary school offered. ~TOS Benson, Baba Oba of Lagos

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Amanda Wekson
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Advocate # 79

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Ednut,
You seem to have a deep grouse against women. All your problems and woes are blamed on the women. Na wa for you o.

Here's what I have for you...

You blew on your flip flop
Watching the sun bake
There's a booze in the blender
To help you hang on
You have nothing to show
But your brand new tatoo
Some people say that there's a woman
to blame
But you know it's your own damn fault!

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Forward ever, backward never!

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Ifeanyi Chukwukere Obigbo
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Advocate # 84

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Ednut:
Na wa for you o. You and women sef, I tire.

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