You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable.
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating and refused to apologize when wrong.
___________________ Feel me? Ofu onye ana asi unu abia go. - Ednut Igbo-American . www.airamericaradio.com visit her. Posts: 2447 | From: Mother Earth | Registered: Mar 2001
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This becomes you, for sure. You sing the blues and pass the rap on to the women. Now, are you saying that your normal behavior of " weight gain, talking excessively without making sense, becoming overly emotional, couldn't drive, failing to think rationally, arguing over nothing, had to sit down while urinating and refusing to apologize when wrong" got something to do with women? Still ain't got them women figured out, ain't it? Go on with it and ya never ever gonna get them figured out.
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No matter what, men can never figure out women because men are too weak and they don't have what the women have.
___________________ "We are where we are in large part at the moment, because our self-identified leaders of thought have put us there."----Ukpabi Asika Posts: 321 | From: Athens, Ohio USA | Registered: Mar 2001
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