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"Doc" says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.
"It's something I have been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" relies Steve.
"But have you thought it through properly?" ask the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever."
"I am aware of that and you are not going to change my mind--either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."
"Well, OK" says the doctor, "but it is against my better judgement."
So Steve has his operation and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand, heading toward him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.
"Hi there," says Steve, "it looks as if you just had the same operation as me."
"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."
Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "sh**! That's the word!"
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