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Thompson Buraimoh
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One night three guys wanted to rob a bank. They found a bank with the lights off and they started to rob it. They smashed the windows and a door with a cowbar. They found the safe and broke into it. They found boxes but no money. Then one robber found lots of cups with stuff that looked like yogurt inside. He ate it and said it was pretty good. The other robbers agreed. The head robber said "We didn't find any money, but we got something to eat."

The very next morning the papers said, "World's largest sperm bank robbed last night."

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TB:

Something is wrong with you. How nasty can you get?
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Thompson Buraimoh
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Olu:
It just mean robbery is not the best option. Those guys could have done better getting a job than eating up a storage of sperms.

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Those robbers were real dummies. Couldn't figure out the difference between a sperm bank and a financial bank.

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