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Topic: Obasanjo and his Entourage!

osetutu
Senior Advocate
Advocate # 18

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President olusegun obasanjo, governor Orji Uzo Kalu, the miss world, Agbani darego and Aviation Minister Kema Chikwe are sitting in a train going through a dark tunnel.

Suddenly, there is this kissing sound and then a
slap!!!

The train comes out of the tunnel into daylight.
The women and Orji Uzo Kalu are sitting there
looking perplexed, bcos everyone heard the slap,
but nobody was sure were it came from.

Obasanjo is bent over, holding his face, which is
red from the slap.
All of them remain diplomatically quiet and nobody
says anything, least of all, sorry!

Chikwe is thinking: "Nigerian men are all crazy and even these ones here are all lusting after Agbani.
Obasanjo must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. It is quite proper that she slapped him.

Agbani is thinking: "Mr President must have moved
to kiss me, and got slapped...but by whom?"

Obasanjo is thinking: "Damn it, Orji must have tried to kiss Agbani, she thought it was me and slapped me...but could this little girl do such a thing without fear?"

Kalu is thinking, "If this train goes through
another dark tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Obasanjo again".

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