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Waypoint1Biafra
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LOGIC

After a recent move, Chinyere Odinma made a list of companies, agencies, and services that needed to know her new address. She phoned each one to ask for a change to be made.
Everything went smoothly until she called one of her frequent flyer accounts.
After she explained what she wanted to do, the representative said, I'm sorry, we can't do that over the phone. You will have to fill out one of our change of address forms"
"How do I get one of those? asked Chinyere.
"We'll be happy to provide you with one" said the rep pleasantly. "May I have your new address so that I may mail it to you?"

EGO
After waiting more than an hour and half for her date, Ms. Folanke Obaseki decided she'd been stood up. She changed her African cloth to a more sexier see through nightgawn, fixed some popcorn, and resigned herself to an evening of TV.
No sooner had she flopped down in front of the TV than her doorbell rang.
Going to the door in her see through nightgawn without under pantis, she met her date, Echidime standing on her porch.
With a very self-absorbed look, Echidime looked at her and gasped, "I'm two hours late and you're still not ready"

Hial Biafra
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[ October 13, 2002, 03:30 PM: Message edited by: Waypoint1Biafra ]

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