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Topic: An Italian in Detroit

Nkem E. Ejiofor
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I just found this in my archive, and thought, it might bring some smiles this weekend.

The piece "Must Be Read, With Italian Accent" - EnJoy.

One day Ima gonna to Detroit to a bigga Hotel.

In a morning, I go down to eat breakfast.

I tella the waitress I wanna two piss's toast.

She bring me only one piss.

I tella her I wanna two piss on my plate.

She say's you better no piss on the plate, you sonna na bitch.

Later, I go out to eat at the bigge restuarant.

The waitress bring me a spoon and knife.

I tella her I wanna fock.

She tells me, everyone wanna fock.

I tella her, "You no understand".

I wanna fock on the table.

She says you better not fock on the table, you sonna na bitch.

So I go back to my room ina hotel and there isa no shi** on my bed.

I calla the manager and tella him I wanna sh**.

He tells me, to go to the toilet.

I say you no understand, I wanna sh** ina the bed.

He say you better no shi* on the bed, you sonna na bitch.

I go to the check out, and the man at the desk say "Peace to you".

I say piss on you, too, you sonna na bitch.

I gonna back to Italy

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