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A middle aged woman, Ms Iyabo from Nigeria, darker skinned than Wesley Snipes with the kinkiest hair that of Buckwheat and tribal marks to fit landed at the Kennedy Airport and no sooner did she stepped out of the plane did she had a heart attack. She was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. "OGUN' {Yoruba God]She asked, "Is this it"?
No replied OGUN. "You have another 33 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, Iyabo decided to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, breast augmentation. She completely bleached her skin, removed the tribal wiskers and bleached her hair blonde, figuring since she had so much more time to live in America, she might as well make the most of it.
She got out of the hospital after the last operation and, she crossed the red light, was killed by a speeding ambulance.
Arriving in front of OGUN, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 33 years!" "I am sorry", said OGUN. "I did not recorgnize you", last time we talked, you were dark and lovely
A lesson to some Nigerian women particularly..... for not fancing their skin color and the way they are.
Hail Biafra
[ November 02, 2002, 06:46 PM: Message edited by: Waypoint1Biafra ]
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