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Ednut
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10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE
PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Having your children curse you out in public is not
normal.
3. Jesus was not White.
4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
5. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5
7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
8. An occasional ass whooping helps a child stay in
line .
9. Kissing your pet is not cute.
10. Rap music is here to stay.

10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW BUT HISPANIC
PEOPLE DON'T ADMIT:

1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies
.
3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
4. Hickey's are unattractive.
5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of
every person in your family.
6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a
bad fashion statement.
7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.
8. Jesus is not a name for your son
9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store
can get your ass whooped (or theirs).

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