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Ednut
Supreme Advocate
Advocate # 20

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(1) You were given one invitation card, but you invite
20 other friends.

(2) You call the attention of the people serving food
by saying "please
Madam we haven't eaten in this area o!"

(3) Even when it was obvious that no alcohol was
served, you still ask
"don't you have any alcohol?

(4) At a kids party scheduled to start at 5pm and
finishing at 12am, you
arrive with kids (some of them already sleeping) at
11pm.

(5) You go back to ask for more food and drinks.

(6) You dance to "Obesere" or "Fela" music as if your
life depended on it.
You go to the dance floor and start "spraying" dollar
notes.

(7) You hear people talking, as if they are in a
fight, about sports and
politics.

(8) Towards the end of the party you see people going
into the kitchen
helping themselves to "take away" food and drinks.

(9) You ask the DJ to play a specially recorded
cassette tape you brought
with you.

(10) You ask the caretaker of the hired hall to extend
the party time by
bribing him with money and drinks.

(11) Most of the guys are frowning and cursing because
fufu, semo, gira or
eba wasn't served.

(12) More than two bouncers are at the door that leads
to where the
foods/drinks are kept.

(13) The men are sitting in groups, instead of sitting
with their women.
You hear, "Wetin dem dey wait for sef? I beg make dem
bring the food make I
comot jo!" (As if na dem bring you come oyinbo land)

(14) On the dance floor, you have women dancing alone
or with women and men
dancing alone or with men.

(15) Most of the guys are hanging around outside,
attending to "business"
with cellular phones. The hall empties immediately
after food has been
served.

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CSE
Senior Advocate
Advocate # 81

posted

Hmmmmmmm,
15 pieces of evidence that confirm you attended a bad party!

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chiboy
Avocat Supérieur
Advocate # 15

Advocate Rated:

posted

Sounds more like an owambe to me,I mean with the money spraying and all that loudness. I guess the place was also crawling with aging sugar mummies like tipsy dupsy too, right Ednut ?

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