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A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
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Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Olusegun Obasanjo > died & went straight to hell. > Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England; I want to call > England and see how > everybody is doing there". She called and talked for > about 5minutes, and > then she asked "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you > ? The devil says "Five > million dollars". She wrote him a cheque and went to > sit back on her chair. > > Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming, > "My turn! I wanna call > the United States, I want to see how everybody is > doing there too. He called > and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked > Well, Devil, how much do I > owe you???? The devil says "Ten million dollars". > With a smug look on his > face, he made a check and went to sit back on his > chair. > > Obasanjo was even more jealous & starts screaming, I > want to call Nigeria > too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. > I want to talk to the > ministers, to the deputy, I want to talk to the PDP, > everybody.....He calls > Nigeria and he talks for about twenty > hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked, > "Well, Devil, how much > do I owe you? The devil says "One dollar". Obasanjo > is stunned & says "One > dollar??? Only > one freaking dollar??" The Devil says "Well if you > make a call from one > hell > to another hell, it's local !
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Boy, the best of you is yet to come! looks like the work of a geinus. I love that.
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