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Topic: A WOMAN'S PRAYER

NwaBiafra
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Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart and strong

One who's willy is thick and long

One who thinks before he speaks, And promises to call, but won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed.

He pulls out my chair & opens my door, massages my back & begs to do more.

Oh! send me a man who will make love to my mind, and knows just what to say when I ask

"How big's my mind?"

One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin', In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!

I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempts to shag my best friend.

And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the S)hit Head you sent me instead!!!

Amen

[ May 23, 2003, 11:22 PM: Message edited by: NwaBiafra ]

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