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Topic: Working hard.

IbIbomn
Senior Advocate
Advocate # 59

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I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

* I do physical labor
* I work at great depths
* I am always using my head first
* I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays
* I work in a damp environment
* I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Response from Human Resources

After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the
administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:

* You do not work 8 hours straight
* You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
* You do not always follow the orders of the
management team
* You do not stay in your assigned position, and often
visit other areas
* You take a lot of non-rostered breaks
* You do not take initiative - you need to be
pressured and stimulated in order
to start working
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
your shift
* You don't always observe OH&S measures, such as
wearing the correct
protective
outfits
* You don't like working double shifts
* You sometimes leave your assigned position before
you have completed your work
* And if that were not all, you have been seen
constantly entering and leaving
the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags!

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