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Husband and wife were shopping when the wife said,"Darling, it's my mother's birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy her? She would like something electrical. The husband replied, "How about a chair?!?" ------------------------------------------ The lawyer cabled his client overseas:"Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?" Back came the reply,"Take no chances - order all three." ------------------------------------------ At the funeral! , a priest was consoling the bereaved man:"Come,come my good man, tears cannot restore your mother-in-law." "Yes, I know...that's why I'm crying." ----------------------------------------- Have you heard about this man who took his mother-in-law to the Zoo and threw her into the crocodile pool. He is now being sued by the SPCA for being cruel to the crocodiles. ------------------------------------------ My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog in the street."Oh, that's terrrible" "Yes, it was terrible to watch the dog die slowly in convulsions." ---------------------------------------- The president of the service club asked his new member,! "Would you like to donate something to the home for the aged?" The new member replied, "Yes, my mother-in-law." ---------------------------------------- Wife: Dear,this afternoon the big clock fell off the wall. Had it fallen a moment sooner, my mother would have been hit on the head and badly hurt. Husband : Oh, Damm! That clock has always been slow.
___________________ This war of attrition on the Igbo must end now! Posts: 441 | From: california, US | Registered: Jan 2003
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