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Advocate # 363

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During the last women's world cup, a guy in Warri was trying to get in touch with his senior brother who had flown over to the US to watch the Falcons play.
Check this out.

Waffi guy: Hallo, hallo is dat di hotel!?

Receptionist: No need to shout sir, What can we do for you?

Waffi guy: Ah-ah, which level? Can I speak to my senior broda hin loom lumber 213 please? Hallo hallo are you still dere?

Receptionist: You are shouting in my ear again.

Waffi guy: Sorry sista but di line is dey echo echo like inside dat cave for Things fall apart.

Receptionist: I'll put you through to 213, hang on.

Phone rang a few times and wasn't picked up.

Receptionist: Sorry he's not answering. Any messages?

Waffi guy: See what this broda has done eh, make me waste my money on Nitel eh.

Receptionist: Where are you ringing from?

Waffi guy: Warri.

Receptionist: Where in the world is that ?

Waffi guy: So you don't know common Warri sef ?

Receptionist: I haven't a clue.

Waffi guy: It's in Southern Nigeria.

Receptionist: How do you spell it?

Waffi guy mutters to himself: (Oyinbo canut spell simple Warri sef. Shoo !) O.K., I will spell it.

W for wokswagin,
A for avaluation,
ahru for load,
anoda ahru for anoda load
and I for myself.

Receptionist: What is load?

Waffi guy: You get standard six sef? You no know main load or hexpless load ? Oghene Bico (God abeg) You pipo ah nut devenlop ah-tall ah-tall.

Receptionist: And who do I say called?

Waffi guy: Ah -ah, which level. Na me call now. Oghenetega, but Tega by popular demand.

Receptionist: Can you spell please ?

Waffi guy: Of course. You gather pen? OK

na T for drinking
E for e gba mi
G for gra gra
and Aaayy for futball dribble.

Hallo hallo. Chai Nepa! Chai no bi Nepa, my money don finis!.

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