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Topic: American History Review
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Mojo Long
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It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Martinez, who had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775."
"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"?
Again, no response except from Martinez: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said
Martinez.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Martinez, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you
do."
She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans." "Who said that?" she
demanded.
Martinez put his hand up.. "Jim Bowie, 1836."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonnapuke."
The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Martinez says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Martinez jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shithead . If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
"Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shhitt , we're in BIG trouble!"
Martinez said, "Saddam Hussein 2003."
[ September 18, 2003, 02:23 AM: Message edited by: Mojo Long ]
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NwaBiafra
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Mojo,
That is a good one.
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Boy Ajasco
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That was reaaaaaaaal goooooooooood!
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Anaedo
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This is a 4th grader huh? ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
You would be surprised the things you can hear from the mouth of babes. Out of the mouth of babes, can drip sometimes, words of great wisdom!
That was a good one!
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