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NwaBiafra
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Advocate # 314

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Only in Canada Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

Only in Canada are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink

Only in Canada do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front

Only in Canada do banks leave both doors to the vaulth open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Canada do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in Canada do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place

Only in Canada do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in Canada do we have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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Ednut
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You lie NwaBiafra. All the above apply for more places than Canada.

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NwaBiafra
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Advocate # 314

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You think?

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