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1. Insult upon injury 2. Nonsense and Ingredient 3. If i sound u ehh, I will soon slap you 4. How Far? 5. Can I see your particulars? 6. Anything for me sir? 7. Are you mad? 8. Half-caste 9. Next tomorrow 10. Make I come block you dia 11. Lie, Lie 12. See me see trouble oh 13. Shift small for me lemme sit 14. abeg vamus / abeg commot 15. nonsense say wetin happen 16. Abomination 17. Over my dead body 18. God forbid bad thing 19. I need to retouch my (h)air 20. any word with 'bloody' e.g. bloody fool, bloody liar, bloody idiot 21. Na wa oooo 22. Tell me something 23. Why do you want to know my name? 24. Abeg joo 25. Can u imagine..... 26. wonders shall never end / cease 27. Tofiakwa (n some people feeling janded will say TUFI!!!!) 28. Chei, Kai 29. Oya me we dey go 30. Hold on ! lemme branch somewhere 31. Come and Escort Me 32. Stop at that junction over there 33. Borrow me your pen/biro 34. Still yet 35. Me and you will enter the same trouser 36. You are so annoying 37. Why? Because Y has a long tail and branches 38. What is the time? Quarter To buy your own 39. Effico 40. ITK- I too know 41. Muumu 42. How are you? 'We're managing' 43. and so what? 44. I want some assorted biscuits e.g. Rich tea, Digestive 45. Your face look familiar or similiar(kano horses) 46. You are so daft 47. NFA- No future ambition 48. Are you already ready? 49. That is so dry! 50. My belly is full 51. Did they sack you? 52. I trekked all the way here 53. Where is the toilet, I want to piss 54. I want to drink cold mineral 55. Which ones now? 56. Can u imagine, he was trying to toast me 57. Jacker 58. Your head is not correct 59. Have you seen that film b! efore? 60. Just imagine! 61. My school fees money 62. No wahala! 63. Revise back small 64. Oya, shake body 65. Shine your eye 66. Carry go 67. Don't try me o 68. Enough effizzy 69. Nna, You chop? 70. Ashewo bastard! 71. What happen? 72. We must wash am! 73. Eeyin, but why? meaning ore/aboki/friend-why now? 75. No be soooo! 76. I will see you today, athink? 77. Cold iced water! 78. abeg commot 4 hia 79. we'll hook up next week 80. dat chick is BUNZ!!!!!!! 81. BEANZ!!!!!!!!!!! 82. Na Yam? 83. Shakara 84 Na so we see am o! 85 How we go do am now? 86 Like say.... 87 You can't do more than a dead rat... 88 Sorry O <---should be number 1# 89 where ur dey go 90 how now 91 I beg 92 flash me 93 text me recharge card i beg 94 go down. down and ask 95 wait small - Usaully hours and hours 96 I'm comming - They are really leaving 97 Be Patience 98 god willing 99 By the grace of god 100 I no be woman I be Lady O
That was good, after regaining control, I thought up some more:
101 Frankly speaking... i.e unlike other times 102 Wey you? ......as in Whassup? 103 God so kine... as in; God so kine, a knack dat gboyen. 104 Howa you my dia? 105 We tank God. (a strained humility usually applied to demonstrate piety in giving God the glory, usually after a hugely successful 419 jackpot which cant legally be explained in detail). 106 Don't rush me 107 Dont worry now anh! anh! (usually applied when you've been gravely wronged) 108 whas my yone? (whats my own?) 109 how for do? 110 sorry sah! 111 When then? 112 My name?! 113 Before nko? 114 What is worrying you? 115 If not that I was going somewhere... 116 Dont let me show you the redness of my eye 117 They bounced him at the gate 118 It shall be well with you. (straight from the bible and into daily vernacular) 119 Sponsor me now? 120 Espiridecor (you used to say this to policemen at checkpoints as a sign of espirit-de-corps, until they got tired and wanted raw cash) 121 I be staff O! (meaning I'm one of you and shouldnt be standing in this long line) 122 gradually gradually a.k.a softly softly. a.k.a small small 123 The situation on ground is that... 124 As at presstime (very official sounding press lingo) 125 They have been settled. (an acceptable amount of bribe has been awarded and is already being spent) 126 They were spraying money like no-mans- bizness. (literally) 127 Talkless of... 128 Should in case... 129 Me and you for dis country? 130 Look at... 131 If I daze you,..enh, you'll see stars 132 Stoopid bargar. 133 Beast of no gender 134 Common vagabondu nkiti 135 You're mad 136 Touch me again 137 He/she was fingaad by police 138 Do you know who am I? 139 Mama tank ma 140 He used annoyance to fight back. 141 So diafore? 142 I shall not gree.
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143 God forbid bad thing 144 Who born you? 144 Who born monkey? 145 You're the true son of your fada 146 Mass servant 147 You know road? 148 A' swia before God and man 149 To God 150 See mororless of you
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151 Don go and disgrace me O! 152 I was highly embarrazzed 153 I will teach them pepper. var: I will show them pepper. 154 Am I yor mate? var: Are we mates? 155 mind yourself O! 156 He used bolface.. 157 I'wl just chance you if you dont take time 158 Respect me O! 159 Obey before complaint 160 Tori don wowo. var:tori don get K leg 161 Take time O! 162 Sah, I sah, me, me, me. 163 You sput O! 164 Carry that tire to the fognizer 165 Hans up. (from the school days) 166 Kneel down 167 Am the Senior prefect 168 De bobo kala face 169 Are you a member of the senior literary and debating society? 170 Did you participate in inter-house sports?
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171.) Excuze me dance (How about this dance) 172.) Till tomorrow 173.) Till latter (later) 174.) Day before yesterday 175.) Take siesta 176.) My Popsy 177.) My Mumsy 178.) Away. var. Overs (as in overseas)
179.) Fonai. as in; Im com de blow Fonai after im plane transit tru london. (from the word phonetics)(i.e to suddenly acquire a false English or American phonetic accent after only a brush in the plane on transit or a short stay)
180.) Estacode (our own version of allowances,per-diems and other reimbursible expenditures)
181.) Not on seat. as in Oga is not on seat (The boss is not at his desk, in fact he is out pursuing private interest on company time, but I cant tell you that even if you insist on waiting)
182.) No vacancy in Aso Rock. In other words, nurse no ambitions for presidential elections(You can forget that democracy crap and save yourself some campaign money, we intentd to clear the entire eight years, i.e this 4 year term and the next whether elected for the 2nd 4yr term or not)
183.) Gods case, no appeal usually found on molue buses (passenger minivans, passenger buses, or converted passenger lorries).
184.) No condition. (an abbreviation of the saying "no condition is permanent" a possible variation to "what goes around, comes around)
185.) The Lord is my shepherd. from the Psalm (usually found on beatup minibuses, tilting to one side due to bad shock absorbers, with the chassis facing a different axis from the axle, and a prayer usually on the lips of all passengers. Usually the 23rd Psalm.)
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