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addy
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Advocate # 363

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A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.

The pharmacist said, " Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's
eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your
husband! That's against the law! They'll throw both of us in jail and I'll lose my
license."

Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and handed it to the pharmacist.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."

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Agu Enwereji Agu
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Advocate # 380

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Case closed!

That was goooooooooooood!

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