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John Ashcroft decided to encourage good citizenship among school children so that they would grow up to be informed and involved.

He set off on a tour of elementary schools around the country, giving lectures and answering questions.

After a lecture in Naples, Florida, he asked if anyone had any questions.

Little Bobby in the back of the room raised his hand and John Ashcroft pointed to him and said what's your question son.

Little Bobby said " I have two questions sir, Where are the weapons of Mass Destruction and why are you using the Patriot Act to deprive American citizens of their civil rights?"

Mr Ashcroft kind of looks at his shoes and stammers , "well that is a very interesting question , son."

Right then the bell for recess rings and all the children run out to play.

After recess the children gather in the Gym again and Mr Ashcroft says " Welcome back , does anyone have any questions?"

Little Mary raises her hand and says " I have 4 questions Sir.

Where are the weapons of Mass Destruction?

Why are you using the Patriot Act to deprive American citizens of their civil rights?

Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early and Where is Bobby?

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