Bearing in mind our recent and on-going experience with Folanke in regard to her off-handed compliment and attraction to Igbo/Biafra men, me thinks that we should indulge her with her introverted choice of our Biafran men. Let us also remember that as a Nigerian, she would welcome the attention of other eager and ever-ready Nigerians.
With this in mind, I believe we have the men that will be "just right" for her. The first runner up is (C) Bamidele The second runner up is our very own (B) Ednut And the winner is (A) Muda Kaduna ! ! !
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People, BTW, Bature is the fourth runner up.
I think that Muda Kaduna carries the bag due to (1) He is a one Nigerian, just like Folanke. (2) According to Kaduna, Obasanjo's right hand man has encouraged the one Nigerians to inter-marry ASAP. There's no better time than now. (3) Kaduna and Folanke having "just arrived from one Nigeria" are "climbing the walls" and need fulfillment. (4) No loving or courtship is required. Its WBTM...the usual one Nigeria way. (5) Kaduna has only important thing that Folanke needs/wants...the Biafran oil loot.
This sure will be a hell of a marriage made in one Nigeria heaven. Folanke, don't forget to send me an invitation card.
I think you're not being fair on the lads. If you're arranging a blind date, then Folanke should be allowed to make her choice. This will prevent any of the guys screaming marginalisation. For all we care, she might fancy mallam Bature with his Sharia rule of law or her cool eko boy..the agbeko himself shif Bamidele. She might like Barmy boy for his laughter(hahaha)!
Folanke........the choice is yours!
___________________ Awo's political idea was based on the assumption that any town beyond Owo was Igbo or Hausa. Awo was not socialised; he was not a good mixer because he did not have the opportunity, which the secondary school offered. ~TOS Benson, Baba Oba of Lagos
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Bro Ohafia, If you have nwa-afo in the family who's in dire need of a wife but can't seem to make up his mind about any woman, is it not your duty as umunna, to help him decide which woman he wants for a wife? Of course I have such best concern for Folanke, that's why I'm calling on all of us, to help her out.
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___________________ Awo's political idea was based on the assumption that any town beyond Owo was Igbo or Hausa. Awo was not socialised; he was not a good mixer because he did not have the opportunity, which the secondary school offered. ~TOS Benson, Baba Oba of Lagos
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Odili, You want to kill me with laughter! Everywhere around me there is calm slumber, yet here I am, laughing out loud.
You know, you're right. OU was the first one to zoom in on them. Bature sure is a much better match for Folanke. I've asked them to send me videos of their sharia wedding and purddah-living. Meanwhile, my prayers are with the poor cattles that Bature is herding. I hope Bature will just feed cattles the right food...and nothing else.
[ July 14, 2001: Message edited by: Amanda Wekson ]
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Oh, how convenient! I see that the kiss and tell exhibitionists couple, Amanda and Abiola's son, OU, have opened a "bash Folanke thread."
OU, Is it not pitiful that after you bitched and moaned about people who focus on sex, you joined your harem-head, Amanda, in perpetrating a sex thread? Hmmmmm.
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Folanke, Thou dost make my heart bleed, ouch!
Tis that which thour countenance desireth that we layeth at thy feet. Tis but a sinful sin if we just fold our hands in impotency while you flagarantly swim toward the rapids of our unfathomable Biafran men...knowing that you do not know that which fascinate you so.
But not to worry, Bature, Kunle, Muda Kaduna has laid their stakes on you. What says thou about their interest in you?
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